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Old 07-15-2012, 07:02 PM   #2076
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:05 PM   #2077
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i would slit all of your throats just to hold her hand for a few minutes
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She seams nice
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:06 PM   #2079
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It's so other hunters hunters don't accidentally shoot them. But then, why wear the camouflage?
Yeah, I think the orange is for when you're in a publicish place and they either don't know who's where or there's a liability involved (just a guess).

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Old 07-15-2012, 07:06 PM   #2080
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most larger grocery stores will probably have them, just make sure you know which ones you are looking for, cause there's like 7893259012375 different kinds
Yeah, finding the type I needed was the biggest pain...

until I realized it said right over the suck-hole what kind I needed.

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and ha ha, giz is making you vacuum
Actually, I was doing it unbeknownst to her, sort of as a surprise/nice thing to do.
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:08 PM   #2082
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i would slit all of your throats just to hold her hand for a few minutes
LOL I knew that was your dream girl as soon as I saw her.
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:12 PM   #2083
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every person i've personally known that has that much white above their pupils when they fully open their eyes has been cray...2 of which turned out to be schizophrenic

lol sample size though
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:13 PM   #2084
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Hey low key why don't you shut your suckhole
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:15 PM   #2085
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i would slit all of your throats just to hold her hand for a few minutes
**** you she seams nice and down to earth. afaik she lives in texas and has a bf tho so no dice
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:15 PM   #2086
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I also think there's some selective memory involved there Evan
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:15 PM   #2087
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Actually, I was doing it unbeknownst to her, sort of as a surprise/nice thing to do.
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:16 PM   #2088
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Ugh Texas girl nvm donotwant
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:17 PM   #2089
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Has anyone ever met EvanWilliams's schizophrenic roommate and/or other schizophrenic friend?
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:17 PM   #2090
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every person i've personally known that has that much white above their pupils when they fully open their eyes has been cray...2 of which turned out to be schizophrenic

lol sample size though
fact of the day: these are called sanpaku eyes.
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:18 PM   #2091
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when the upper sclera is visible this is called 'Yang Sanpaku'. This is said to be an indication of mental imbalance in people such as psychotics, murderers, and anyone rageful. Stress and fatigue may also be a cause.
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:18 PM   #2092
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There is currently no scientific evidence that supports the existence of the sanpaku eyes phenomenon. There is also no evidence to suggest that many of the listed conditions, such as the overconsumption of grain, are related to sclera visibility. Additionally, searching the term “sanpaku” does not yield any results in any mainstream psychological or medical journals.
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:19 PM   #2093
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:19 PM   #2094
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It's call seppuku
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:20 PM   #2095
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I also think there's some selective memory involved there Evan
wat? i was completely unaffected by the schizophrenic(s) I have known, and can still objectively judge others who may have certain physical attributes in common
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:20 PM   #2096
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LOL I knew that was your dream girl as soon as I saw her.
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:20 PM   #2097
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warning, there are some words that 2p2 filters in this clip
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:20 PM   #2098
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LOL I knew that was your dream girl as soon as I saw her.
idky but this made me LOL hard

so so true
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:21 PM   #2099
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has a bf
of. ****ing. course.
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:21 PM   #2100
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