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Old 07-15-2012, 05:28 PM   #1976
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the appalachians don't count as mountains. call me when you hike something in the rockies
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:30 PM   #1977
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yea.

take that in.
thats my most sent sext to your mom
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:32 PM   #1978
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who is talking about who?
*whom
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:35 PM   #1979
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Goggles in swimming pool are for ******s.
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:36 PM   #1980
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evan my rear tire has a slow leak that i can't find. how can i patch a leak i can't find? it's such a pain to take of the rear wheel., prolly harder than biking 90miles or whatever
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what is this some kind of abbot and costello routine
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:37 PM   #1982
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buy a new bike.
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DUDE HOLY ****

JESUS JUST REMEMBER YOURE ON ZJ'S SIDE FFS
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:37 PM   #1984
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I caught that after aiott. I was too lazy to change it, WHATEVS!
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:37 PM   #1985
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thinking of sleeping all day. anyone have a reason i shouldn't?
you'll get fat and depressed
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:37 PM   #1986
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evan my rear tire has a slow leak that i can't find. how can i patch a leak i can't find? it's such a pain to take of the rear wheel., prolly harder than biking 90miles or whatever
buy a new innertube phil0pp
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:40 PM   #1987
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evan my rear tire has a slow leak that i can't find. how can i patch a leak i can't find? it's such a pain to take of the rear wheel., prolly harder than biking 90miles or whatever
Immerse back tire in warm water for 5 minutes.

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I caught that after aiott. I was too lazy to change it, WHATEVS!
(handshake)
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:43 PM   #1988
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thats my most sent sext to your mom
mine was:

Hold you down while i choke you and **** that ass i own

then:

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Old 07-15-2012, 05:47 PM   #1989
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that sounds inappropriate
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:48 PM   #1990
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who is talking about who?
Other nurse techs about me
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:49 PM   #1991
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What did they say?
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:49 PM   #1992
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I bet that was real awkward.
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:49 PM   #1993
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evan my rear tire has a slow leak that i can't find. how can i patch a leak i can't find? it's such a pain to take of the rear wheel., prolly harder than biking 90miles or whatever
Training wheels don't get slow leaks.
Move up to where the respect your racers.

No money in patch ups, tires are solid.
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:49 PM   #1994
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LoL @ having children in the gallery, he should be arrested.
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:49 PM   #1995
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buy a new innertube phil0pp
but i just replaced this one 4 weeks ago

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Immerse back tire in warm water for 5 minutes.
can't fit my bike in the sink
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:51 PM   #1996
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Choke them bitches out!
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:51 PM   #1997
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What did they say?
Eh I was talking about how I wanted stuff to do so I was asking if anyone needed anything. This is why I hate this floor
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:52 PM   #1998
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success
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:53 PM   #1999
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no what did THEY say. did they call you a fugly ***** or something?
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:56 PM   #2000
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Fresh from the garden tomato on my club sandwich today, I'd make goat wifey
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