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Old 07-12-2012, 05:40 PM   #176
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Re: omg omg omg 134

Say, "I feel uncomfortable with the level of interest you have been showing me."
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:40 PM   #177
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Ok just wasn't sure if that would work
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:40 PM   #178
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hmm, so it's options A, B or 3...
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:42 PM   #179
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Tell him you're seeing another pastor and its not him its you
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:44 PM   #180
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that sounds awful jelly. how close are you to snapping? I feel I would last about 3 days in said situation before telling pastor to go to ****ing hell
I vent a lot so I don't get to that point, but it's pretty close sometimes. As soon the authorization for my dad to get more aid goes through, I'm going to start looking for jobs about an hour away from home. I know a few people who have decent lab jobs, and they don't even have a science background.
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:46 PM   #181
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Say, "I feel uncomfortable with the level of interest you have been showing me."
Good idea, that will probably result in a date
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:48 PM   #182
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:48 PM   #183
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hmm, so it's options A, B or 3...
I have no place for Cs in my world.
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:48 PM   #184
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Say, "I feel uncomfortable with the level of interest you have been showing me."
Damn, that's a good one too.

You and phil0pp gonna have to wrestle to settle this.
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:50 PM   #185
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Good idea, that will probably result in a date
life is so much simpler when you have a trousersnake. wanna fk?
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:50 PM   #186
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I have no plase for sees in my world.
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:50 PM   #187
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Pm'd you for assistance a lil while ago, but it's ok, nham handled business.
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imo2 bibi4lyfe
how many more years u think shes got iyo?
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:51 PM   #188
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I have no place for Cs in my world.
we have a cunning stunt here
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:52 PM   #189
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I'm ready]
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:53 PM   #190
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good luck :smile:
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:53 PM   #191
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we have a cunning stunt here
Side-eyeing you so hard right now.
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:54 PM   #192
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:57 PM   #193
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how many more years u think shes got iyo?
bibi or ^ton? bibi turns 21 in a month so im only giving her about 6 months to live. ^ton is gonna fill into those hips sooner rather than later jessica simpson style.
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:58 PM   #194
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bibi or ^ton? bibi turns 21 in a month so im only giving her about 6 months to live. ^ton is gonna fill into those hips sooner rather than later jessica simpson style.
i meant bibi. i'm rly hoping she doesn't hold on for dear life and turn into the busted up jesse jane type
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:59 PM   #195
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I was glad you didn't die of renal failure all the way to here:
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:59 PM   #196
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Nah, I bet Kate becomes less secure in herself and goes on a starvation diet to get super skinny and then does some more high fashion modeling.
Or she gets chubby and then fat and flames out.
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:59 PM   #197
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Side-eyeing you so hard right now.
carmageddon game+C puns, my mind works in mysterious ways..
actually realized afterwards that it sounds like I'm calling you a ****, apologies if it came across thatway
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:59 PM   #198
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nvm jesse jane is liek way younger than i thought but still old and uke:
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:59 PM   #199
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Also, I don't get how instagram works. How come you can't view all the pictures online? They're tiny as **** on the phone!
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Old 07-12-2012, 06:00 PM   #200
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carmageddon game+C puns, my mind works in mysterious ways..
actually realized afterwards that it sounds like I'm calling you a ****, apologies if it came across thatway
Oh, okay. Thought you were calling me a ****. We cool so long as you don't call me a kunt.
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