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Old 07-15-2012, 05:41 AM   #1676
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apparently french dressing is fancy ketchup
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:43 AM   #1677
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:43 AM   #1678
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i want a girl like that

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Old 07-15-2012, 05:47 AM   #1679
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pastebin?
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Old 07-15-2012, 06:26 AM   #1680
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Can she cook and clean like a normal female?
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Old 07-15-2012, 06:28 AM   #1681
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Old 07-15-2012, 06:51 AM   #1682
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Old 07-15-2012, 06:54 AM   #1683
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elle oh elle
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Old 07-15-2012, 06:54 AM   #1684
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Breakdown
Go ahead and giveittome
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Old 07-15-2012, 06:55 AM   #1685
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Old 07-15-2012, 06:58 AM   #1686
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And for one desperate moment
There he crept back in her memory
God it's so painful when something that's so close
Is still so far out of reach
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:01 AM   #1687
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You want a piece of my heart
You better start from start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby, let's go
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:03 AM   #1688
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All the way from Washington
Her bread-winner begs off the bathroom floor
"We live for just these twenty years
Do we have to die for the fifty more?"
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:05 AM   #1689
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We don't need to talk about it anymore
Yesterday's just a memory, can we close the door?
I just made one mistake
Oh, I didn't know what to say when you called me baby
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:06 AM   #1690
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Do your demons - do they ever let you go
When you've tried - do they hide -deep inside
Is it someone that you know
You're a picture - just an image caught in time
We're a lie - you and I
We're words without a rhyme
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:08 AM   #1691
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And for one desperate moment
There he crept back in her memory
God it's so painful when something that's so close
Is still so far out of reach
And the coloured girls go, doo dodoo doo doo dodoo doo
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:09 AM   #1692
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an urban sprawl sits choking on its discharge
overwhelmed by industry
searching for a modern day savior from another place
inclined toward charity
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:11 AM   #1693
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Amir Khan really can't take a punch huh.
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:13 AM   #1694
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because did you know that when i was nine, i tried to **** a friend of mine? he was 8, then i turned 10. 14 years later it happened again (with another friend). this time me on the receiving end. and all the fists in the world can't save you now. cuz if you dance to this, then you drink to me and my sexuality. with your hands down my pants by transitive property.
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:13 AM   #1695
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Amir Khan really can't take a punch huh.
Never heard of her.
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:14 AM   #1696
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justj has been on fire lately


i am a big fan as well
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:15 AM   #1697
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Tell me why
Everything turned around
Packing up
Shacking up's all you wanna do
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:16 AM   #1698
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Girl, it's been a long time that we've been apart
Much too long for a man who needs love, I miss you since I've been away
Babe, wasn't easy to leave you alone
It's getting harder each time that I go, if I had the choice, I would stay
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:17 AM   #1699
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justj has been on fire lately


i am a big fan as well
Don't encourage him. maybe he'll just go away
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:18 AM   #1700
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no u
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