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Old 07-15-2012, 02:27 AM   #1651
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strange clouds in the dark are goat tho poast some pics
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Old 07-15-2012, 02:44 AM   #1652
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ahh we're down to 1.47mill sadface
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Old 07-15-2012, 03:08 AM   #1653
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Old 07-15-2012, 03:23 AM   #1654
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serves you right
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Old 07-15-2012, 03:29 AM   #1655
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you're in the wsop diner?
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Old 07-15-2012, 03:56 AM   #1656
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AND IT FEELS LIKEEEEE I AM JUST TOOO CLOSE TO LOVEEEE YOUUUUU
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Old 07-15-2012, 04:13 AM   #1657
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I went for an hour run in the rain after work. It was fun. Running in the dark is awesome, and running in the rain is pretty good too, but I didn't want to bring my iPod cause it thought it would probably get ****ed up, so I just did derivatives in my head to pass the time.
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Old 07-15-2012, 04:14 AM   #1658
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I went for an hour run in the rain after work. It was fun. Running in the dark is awesome, and running in the rain is pretty good too, but I didn't want to bring my iPod cause it thought it would probably get ****ed up, so I just did derivatives in my head to pass the time.
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I went for an hour run in the rain after work. It was fun. Running in the dark is awesome, and running in the rain is pretty good too, but I didn't want to bring my iPod cause it thought it would probably get ****ed up, so I just did derivatives in my head to pass the time.
surely you're joking, mr feynman!
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Old 07-15-2012, 04:18 AM   #1660
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when I ran through downtown, some dude was like "1am, what a great time to run " and I was like imo2 and gave him the shaka brah hand sign. And then a dumb drunk slut said "run forest, run"
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maybe it really was jenny
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Old 07-15-2012, 04:24 AM   #1662
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damn, hadn't even considered that, i should go make a post in missed connections
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Old 07-15-2012, 04:29 AM   #1663
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but youre not forest (OR ARE YOU )so you never really missed her connection

otoh jenny was banging out clearly mentally handicapped dudes so idk
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Old 07-15-2012, 04:36 AM   #1664
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Old 07-15-2012, 04:36 AM   #1665
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what about your psychologist tho
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Old 07-15-2012, 04:40 AM   #1666
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I lub her. But she is just doing her job. I do think she likes working with me, though. Last session we talked about how we both thought that nothing in life is ever completely certain, and how it can make some people around us uncomfortable that we question things that they hold on to as certainties.
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Old 07-15-2012, 04:54 AM   #1667
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Old 07-15-2012, 04:55 AM   #1668
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surely you're joking, mr feynman!
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Old 07-15-2012, 04:59 AM   #1669
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i keep thinking your avatar is gonna be animated ew
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:04 AM   #1670
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dis is creepy:
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I had an ex who had some trauma previously in her life, blamed herself for a death, heard her asking forgiveness (of the deceased person) all the time. Sometimes would sleepwalk and try to leave the room, wake up screaming, crying, etc.

Anyway, at some point I found out that this girl had multiple personalities. One would usually wake up about ten minutes before the other (normal) girlfriend. Problems were thus...

Early riser knew who I was, which is why it took me a little bit to catch on

Early riser was a genuinely happy person, who I honestly liked better than my actual gf.

Early riser was always horny.

These were problems because, my actual girlfriend, waking up in the middle of... stuff, was none to happy to discover it happening. Luckily, she apparently knew about this, so it didn't take much explaining to get the situation sorted out. From then on she just let me know that I should make absolutely sure she was awake.

Early riser started showing up more often. Eventually I became rather good at differentiating between the two by just looking at their smile. My SO's smile was usually fake, it hurt me to see. Early riser was always happy. However, I learned that early riser didn't take no for an answer when it came to morning time intimacy, which was obviously a problem. I figured out that by pretending to go along with it, and brushing her hair behind her ear as if I was about to kiss her, I could wake my gf up. For some reason behind her ear was like a wake up button. I employ this technique effectively for a while.

I'd like you to understand that all of this so far has been the build up, what comes next is what gives me an adrenaline rush to this day. Up until this point I didn't actually know that early riser was a separate individual, I had just assumed it was my girlfriend being half-asleep and carefree in the morning.

One day early riser wakes me up trying to get some sexy times. I roll over smiling and begin to brush her hair back. She grabs my wrist... really hard. I stop. "What's wrong?"

"I don't wan't you to touch behind my ear"

slightly freaked out "Why not?"

"Because then you go away"

Cue realization crashing down around me. I got less adrenaline bungee jumping, I kid you not. I fumbled around stalling for time until my girlfriend woke up.

Every time early riser would show up after that she would grab my wrist if I tried to go near her ear. Usually managed to find away to sneak my hand back there anyway. One day she didn't try to grab my wrist. I touched behind her ear... nothing. She smiled at me like she knew, I felt like my heart had stopped. I panicked a little bit and just shook my gf awake at that point. Didn't see as much of her (early riser) after that.
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:08 AM   #1671
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bitches be crazy
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:13 AM   #1672
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Dat **** cray
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:13 AM   #1673
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:18 AM   #1674
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:34 AM   #1675
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