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Old 07-14-2012, 01:00 AM   #1051
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how do i know if you're talking about aussie rules or soccer?
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:01 AM   #1052
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i don't watch soccer - at least not 5 matches back to back
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:06 AM   #1053
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so if i'm in australia and some sheila i just rooted asks me if me and my mates are going to watch football, how do I know which football she's referring to?
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:06 AM   #1054
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:11 AM   #1055
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so if i'm in australia and some sheila i just rooted asks me if me and my mates are going to watch football, how do I know which football she's referring to?
Western Australia, South Australia, Victoria, Northern Territory, Tasmania 95% of the time the sheila is talking about AFL

Queensland and New South Wales 75% of the time she is talking about Rugby League

1% of the time she is referring to Rugby Union cos only old college boy reunion types watch those games
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pics of sheila
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:14 AM   #1057
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do you call soccer football too?
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:18 AM   #1058
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i pretty much call everything football but

AFL>>NFL>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Soccer>>>>>>>Ever ything else
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:20 AM   #1059
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Here we just call everything HOCKEY
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:24 AM   #1060
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Did you root some sheila in Australia gregorio? Like, about 1975?
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:30 AM   #1061
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Naw I didn't root any sheilas until you had the olympics. But then I'd just ask if they wanted me to throw another shrimp on the barbie and they'd swoon.
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:35 AM   #1062
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Stoolball >>Rounders>>>Cricket>>>>>>>>>>baseball

Field hockey>ice hockey
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:36 AM   #1063
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some of us like to pour beer over our shrimp

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Old 07-14-2012, 01:37 AM   #1064
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I thought you had prawns
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:40 AM   #1065
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Stoolball >>Rounders>>>Cricket>>>>>>>>>>baseball

Field hockey>ice hockey
Agree with field hockey but I don't even know what this Stoolball or Rounders stuff is!
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i only have 1 beer left so if i want to get drunk i have to drink some ****ty liqour my friend gave me like 3 months ago. there's like 3 bottles though
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:41 AM   #1067
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Shocked that of the 28 ppl viewing this forum nobody else wants to talk about life in australia
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:42 AM   #1068
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omg sucks again
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:45 AM   #1069
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I thought you had prawns
ive never called them shrimp irl always prawns. dunno why Hogan had to say shrimp in the ad that was dumb but we're all a bit slow here





That's probably the average look for an aussie chick :s
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:47 AM   #1070
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Agree with field hockey but I don't even know what this Stoolball or Rounders stuff is!
Lol that was a trap. Only girls, eurotrash and oceanians play field hocky
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:48 AM   #1071
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:48 AM   #1072
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Oh hai elrey I'll leave now so you and peli can catch up
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:48 AM   #1073
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being rejected woat
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:48 AM   #1074
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Lol that was a trap. Only girls, eurotrash and oceanians play field hocky
GOT HEEEEEEEEM!!
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:48 AM   #1075
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Lol at ur fake american flag
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