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Old 07-24-2012, 08:26 PM   #9551
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we cant parse your sarcasm when you say silly things all of the time
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Old 07-24-2012, 08:26 PM   #9552
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well fine then
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Old 07-24-2012, 08:27 PM   #9553
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nope

wtf was that ****?

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i mean you put eggs on burgers , it is pretty reasonable to think that you thought hipster was t-shirt over longsleeve shirt
not just any kind of egg tho, it has to be just past runny
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Old 07-24-2012, 08:28 PM   #9554
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but i do need to go out for 15 minutes and i want to look good for the bakery chicks
Whip your dick out for them.
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Did they find that Amelia Earhart ***** yet?
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we cant parse your sarcasm when you say silly things all of the time
I am what I am

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wtf was that ****?
thats Birdman
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Old 07-24-2012, 08:35 PM   #9558
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2 diff friends have shared this on fb.. can you peruse this witty? make sure it's worth my time.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/geoffr...b_1696604.html


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cliffs: only 1% of democratic countries (who modeled their constitution off ours) provide their citizens with a right to have a gun. in 2008 a dissenting opinion of 4 justices said that right should be interpreted only as the right to have a gun only to serve in a militia and that now militias aren't a thing, the point is moot. oh and that those 4 dissenting justices are right because 99% of countries don't have fundamental guns rights. so gunz r bad mkay.
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Old 07-24-2012, 08:35 PM   #9559
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thats Birdman
well he's flying alright, flying high

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i mean you put eggs on burgers , it is pretty reasonable to think that you thought hipster was t-shirt over longsleeve shirt
lol
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Old 07-24-2012, 08:38 PM   #9561
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I was craving olives so I ate about 3/4 of this bottle.
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Old 07-24-2012, 08:39 PM   #9563
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now I want some mac and cheese
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Old 07-24-2012, 08:40 PM   #9565
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i bet greg was stark naked taking those pics ]
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Old 07-24-2012, 08:41 PM   #9567
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Old 07-24-2012, 08:41 PM   #9568
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cliffs: only 1% of democratic countries (who modeled their constitution off ours) provide their citizens with a right to have a gun. in 2008 a dissenting opinion of 4 justices said that right should be interpreted only as the right to have a gun only to serve in a militia and that now militias aren't a thing, the point is moot. oh and that those 4 dissenting justices are right because 99% of countries don't have fundamental guns rights. so gunz r bad mkay.


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I was craving olives so I ate about 3/4 of this bottle.
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now I want some mac and cheese
I think I found a way you can stop working for awhile and keep your job. Based on your diet pattern I can tell you are pregnant. Just go on maternity leave.
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Old 07-24-2012, 08:42 PM   #9569
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how is putting an egg between two slices of muffin really any different from putting it between two slices of bun?

you get the added bonus of sesame seeds imo
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Old 07-24-2012, 08:43 PM   #9570
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were they having a problem with dogs smelling butt crack os?
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Old 07-24-2012, 08:44 PM   #9571
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how is putting an egg between two slices of muffin really any different from putting it between two slices of bun?

you get the added bonus of sesame seeds imo
yeah, and peanut butter and jelly... and some jelly beans
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Old 07-24-2012, 08:45 PM   #9572
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I can neither confirm nor deny that I am preggers, but I am having quite a few different cravings today
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Old 07-24-2012, 08:46 PM   #9573
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yeah, and peanut butter and jelly... and some jelly beans
i bet you like the black ones too

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I can neither confirm nor deny that I am preggers, but I am having quite a few different cravings today
penis isn't a craving. it's a lifestyle.
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Old 07-24-2012, 08:47 PM   #9575
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i bet you like the black ones too



penis isn't a craving. it's a lifestyle.
so sayeth the expert on craving black penises
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