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07-23-2012 , 09:33 PM

#8851

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

ok, i'm gas station and then movies

07-23-2012 , 09:34 PM

#8852

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

07-23-2012 , 09:35 PM

#8853

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

one of my friends has a 20-something year old daughter named skylar. I must say she is ******ed hot.

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07-23-2012 , 09:35 PM

#8854

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

stop tricking us into watching your screamo music.

07-23-2012 , 09:36 PM

#8855

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

wassuh? huh?

07-23-2012 , 09:37 PM

#8856

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

lep pry listens to nerdcore

07-23-2012 , 09:37 PM

#8857

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

frenchrawk

07-23-2012 , 09:39 PM

#8858

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

is there anything better than a bacon and egg burger?

07-23-2012 , 09:40 PM

#8859

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

two hookers and a ton of blow?

07-23-2012 , 09:40 PM

#8860

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

snorting a bacon and egg burger off a hooker's ass

07-23-2012 , 09:44 PM

#8861

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

never tried hookers and blow, dubious that i am missing anything

07-23-2012 , 09:45 PM

#8862

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

this one is for allygaterblud

07-23-2012 , 09:46 PM

#8863

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

i need more pap smear stories

07-23-2012 , 09:49 PM

#8864

8hi

Guest

Posts: n/a

you kno what the actual cause of the dark knight shooting was, if you really think about it. Lack of pussy. Seriously. If this guy was getting ****ed regularly, do you think he still feels the need to go out and kill a bunch of innocent people?

so , as Penn State has illustrated for us, in precedent, we should find any female that came in contact with him in the months before the shooting, and they should be arrested for not ****ing that psycho guy.

It is their inaction that has allowed the deaths of so many.

07-23-2012 , 09:53 PM

#8865

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

actually you may be onto something. a lot of sex does make one very placid.

07-23-2012 , 09:57 PM

#8866

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

did you say flaccid

07-23-2012 , 09:58 PM

#8867

8hi

Guest

Posts: n/a

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

is there anything better than a bacon and egg burger?

bacon egg and cheese

wait.. burger? wtf

i was thinking more like english muffin egg bacon and cheese b/c in that case the answer is no , but wtf at putting an egg on a burger *** aussie

07-23-2012 , 09:59 PM

#8868

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

07-23-2012 , 10:00 PM

#8869

8hi

Guest

Posts: n/a

why is g f y abbreviated , censored.. lol mason is such a god damn nit

07-23-2012 , 10:01 PM

#8870

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by leprous_hand

did you say flaccid

it's all about how i use it tho

Quote:

Originally Posted by 8hi

bacon egg and cheese

wait.. burger? wtf

i was thinking more like english muffin egg bacon and cheese b/c in that case the answer is no , but wtf at putting an egg on a burger *** aussie

ya had cheese on it too. eggs go on burgers not pizzas wtf nobody cooks at home how do your get your eggs?

07-23-2012 , 10:02 PM

#8871

8hi

Guest

Posts: n/a

if you think about it , 2p2 is like a microcosm of a government. Mason is the government with all his little minion moderaters who are government employees , going around doing his bidding, whittling your rights away slowly. It is not until he dies or is overthrown that anything radical can change.

viva la revolution