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Old 07-23-2012, 09:33 PM   #8851
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ok, i'm gas station and then movies
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:34 PM   #8852
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:35 PM   #8853
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one of my friends has a 20-something year old daughter named skylar. I must say she is ******ed hot.
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:35 PM   #8854
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stop tricking us into watching your screamo music.
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:36 PM   #8855
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wassuh? huh?
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:37 PM   #8856
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lep pry listens to nerdcore
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:37 PM   #8857
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:39 PM   #8858
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is there anything better than a bacon and egg burger?
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:40 PM   #8859
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two hookers and a ton of blow?
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:40 PM   #8860
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snorting a bacon and egg burger off a hooker's ass
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:44 PM   #8861
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never tried hookers and blow, dubious that i am missing anything
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:45 PM   #8862
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this one is for allygaterblud

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Old 07-23-2012, 09:46 PM   #8863
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i need more pap smear stories
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:49 PM   #8864
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you kno what the actual cause of the dark knight shooting was, if you really think about it. Lack of pussy. Seriously. If this guy was getting ****ed regularly, do you think he still feels the need to go out and kill a bunch of innocent people?

so , as Penn State has illustrated for us, in precedent, we should find any female that came in contact with him in the months before the shooting, and they should be arrested for not ****ing that psycho guy.

It is their inaction that has allowed the deaths of so many.
 
Old 07-23-2012, 09:53 PM   #8865
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actually you may be onto something. a lot of sex does make one very placid.
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:57 PM   #8866
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did you say flaccid
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:58 PM   #8867
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is there anything better than a bacon and egg burger?
bacon egg and cheese

wait.. burger? wtf

i was thinking more like english muffin egg bacon and cheese b/c in that case the answer is no , but wtf at putting an egg on a burger *** aussie
 
Old 07-23-2012, 09:59 PM   #8868
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Old 07-23-2012, 10:00 PM   #8869
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why is g f y abbreviated , censored.. lol mason is such a god damn nit
 
Old 07-23-2012, 10:01 PM   #8870
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did you say flaccid
it's all about how i use it tho

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bacon egg and cheese

wait.. burger? wtf

i was thinking more like english muffin egg bacon and cheese b/c in that case the answer is no , but wtf at putting an egg on a burger *** aussie
ya had cheese on it too. eggs go on burgers not pizzas wtf nobody cooks at home how do your get your eggs?
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Old 07-23-2012, 10:02 PM   #8871
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if you think about it , 2p2 is like a microcosm of a government. Mason is the government with all his little minion moderaters who are government employees , going around doing his bidding, whittling your rights away slowly. It is not until he dies or is overthrown that anything radical can change.

viva la revolution
 
Old 07-23-2012, 10:02 PM   #8872
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Old 07-23-2012, 10:04 PM   #8873
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to ATF!

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Old 07-23-2012, 10:06 PM   #8874
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if you think about it , 2p2 is like a microcosm of a government. Mason is the government with all his little minion moderaters who are government employees , going around doing his bidding, whittling your rights away slowly. It is not until he dies or is overthrown that anything radical can change.

viva la revolution
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Old 07-23-2012, 10:07 PM   #8875
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