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Old 07-23-2012, 03:26 PM   #8526
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I thought this was America
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:28 PM   #8527
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:29 PM   #8528
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dassle.sends me sexually suggestive, unwanted PMs like every day
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:29 PM   #8529
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:30 PM   #8530
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Dudes are creepy.
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:31 PM   #8531
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Hiccups are WOAT.
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:32 PM   #8532
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dassle.sends me sexually suggestive, unwanted PMs like every day
Lol unwanted
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:34 PM   #8533
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I received another knock knock joke that I didn't even understand...something about a guy named Clint in my vag
knock knock.
Who's there?
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:36 PM   #8534
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Hiccups are WOAT.
wheni was in hospital, the other guy in the room would hiccup non-stop for hours at a time beacuse of where in his brain the tumour was. he's literally go 3 hours hiccupping every few seconds
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:36 PM   #8535
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knock knock.
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:37 PM   #8536
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That sounds awful and like someone should utilize that for torture.
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:37 PM   #8537
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AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT BAD?!?
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:39 PM   #8538
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I don't think you think you have it bad tho. Hope your hiccups go away soon. Try drinking a glass of water out of the wrong side.
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:40 PM   #8539
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To exterminate hiccups I hold my breath and count "one Mississippi, two Mississippi,...." to 18. They are usually gone after that.
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:45 PM   #8540
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18 seconds? Is that all?
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:48 PM   #8541
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I'll allow it
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:49 PM   #8542
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I don't think you think you have it bad tho. Hope your hiccups go away soon. Try drinking a glass of water out of the wrong side.
this usually works for me
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:50 PM   #8543
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To exterminate hiccups I hold my breath and count "one Mississippi, two Mississippi,...." to 18. They are usually gone after that.
They went away after I drank some water slowly , but I tried holding my breath, only to hiccup while holding my breath
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:50 PM   #8544
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18 seconds? Is that all?
I also move the change into my left hand and shake it while cleaning out my right ear with a q-tip.
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:51 PM   #8545
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my neighbors are loudly listening to lady gaga. today is going hard.
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:52 PM   #8546
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They went away after I drank some water slowly , but I tried holding my breath, only to hiccup while holding my breath
Ya, if you hiccup then you need to take another deep breath and start the clock over, fwiw.
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:52 PM   #8547
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You were thinking about the hiccups while holding your breath
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:54 PM   #8548
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Holding breath only works for hiccups up to 5 on the richter scale.
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:55 PM   #8549
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can i brag about my roses a bit?

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Old 07-23-2012, 03:55 PM   #8550
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they cute
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