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Old 07-23-2012, 02:36 PM   #8476
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that must have been awkward being all nekkid in the stirrups
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Old 07-23-2012, 02:37 PM   #8477
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you would know
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Old 07-23-2012, 02:39 PM   #8478
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that must have been awkward being all nekkid in the stirrups
I had a paper sheet
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Old 07-23-2012, 02:43 PM   #8479
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Just putting on a hospital gown makes me feel all sick and ailing imo, but in a sleepy sorta comforting way.
Sir if you can't do it I'll undress you and put this gown on you
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Old 07-23-2012, 02:43 PM   #8480
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pics?
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Old 07-23-2012, 02:47 PM   #8481
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Biceps, why are you sexually harassing me lately?
I'm going to go with "previous administrative oversight"
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Old 07-23-2012, 02:48 PM   #8482
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you would know
Biceps taking your swag bro, mad much?
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Old 07-23-2012, 02:50 PM   #8483
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Jelly, I hope you don't get that awkward phone call in two weeks advising you of your abnormal pap smear and needing a colposcopy. One time, my coworker showed me the tools they use during the procedure and I immediately ran back to where I belonged: the front desk.


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Old 07-23-2012, 02:50 PM   #8484
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Biceps, why are you sexually harassing me lately?
Get over it, it was a joke, not a harassment.

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I'm pretty sure biceps is sexually harassing anyone who seems to be a female around here.
That argument is invalid since u don't know what I am doing to males.
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Old 07-23-2012, 02:51 PM   #8485
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You people say sexually harassed like it's a bad thing.
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Old 07-23-2012, 02:51 PM   #8486
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there are plenty of women for both of us
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Old 07-23-2012, 02:56 PM   #8487
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Old 07-23-2012, 02:56 PM   #8488
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there are plenty of women for all of us
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Old 07-23-2012, 02:56 PM   #8489
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Jelly, I hope you don't get that awkward phone call in two weeks advising you of your abnormal pap smear and needing a colposcopy. One time, my coworker showed me the tools they use during the procedure and I immediately ran back to where I belonged: the front desk.

I'm pretty sure you're alseep when this happens, so it's nothing to be afraid of.
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Old 07-23-2012, 02:56 PM   #8490
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Re: omg omg omg 134

so what did carly rae jeppson do that e4veryone is freaking out about?
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Old 07-23-2012, 02:57 PM   #8491
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Get over it, it was a joke, not a harassment.
Welp, I'm not appreciative of it, so please stop focusing that type of attention on me. Especially in pms, unprovoked, and when it's especially lacking in humor.
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Old 07-23-2012, 02:59 PM   #8492
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lol he's sending you PMs? wow.
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Old 07-23-2012, 02:59 PM   #8493
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post pms

and the pics from the pms
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:01 PM   #8494
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You can't post PMs... then they become just messages.
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:01 PM   #8495
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:03 PM   #8496
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Welp, I'm not appreciative of it, so please stop focusing that type of attention on me. Especially in pms, unprovoked, and when it's especially lacking in humor.
You make it sound badly for reasons unknown.

Here's the PM:

Me: Knock Knock.

Giz: Whose there?

Me: Ima Really

Giz: Ima Really who?

Me: Ima Really Cummin.

Giz: Funny.

Me: But true.

dafuq is with you bitchin about it now.
Women....
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:04 PM   #8497
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so what did carly rae jeppson do that e4veryone is freaking out about?
who ducking cares. shouldnt you be reading rawls and listening to pumpkins patches of Huntington os
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:04 PM   #8498
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You can't post PMs... then they become just messages.
Nice avy fred.
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:04 PM   #8499
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it's spelled "cumin"
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Old 07-23-2012, 03:06 PM   #8500
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Re: omg omg omg 134

:shrug: I'm just letting you know what I'm thinking in a 100% clear way. He's right in that that's the only exchange and it's pretty innocuous. Still, it's unwanted attention.

Also the end of the interaction was
Me: "Funny"
Biceps: "but true!"
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