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Old 07-23-2012, 12:31 PM   #8376
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Not posting for 24 hours IS pretty weird tho.
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:31 PM   #8377
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Yeah, but they will be lawyers. And you'll be servin' their kids fries at a drive-thru on their way to a skiing trip.
Yeah, maybe.

..but at least I won't be unoriginal

If you have a problem with that, we can step outside and figure it out.
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:31 PM   #8378
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Also, get over yourself.
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:32 PM   #8379
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:32 PM   #8380
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I just don't fit in. I can't pretend to be interested in their inane stories or pointless humor.
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:33 PM   #8381
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Ok, now you've crossed a line. Not really.

I just don't fit in. I can't pretend to be interested in their inane stories or pointless humor.
Well, my friends are the worst kind.

They will **** on me for 30 minutes, but when I point out how hideous a baby blue collared shirt is, they start crying and taking it a little too seriously.

At least people here can take jokes. That is why I stay around.
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:34 PM   #8382
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Yeah, maybe.

..but at least I won't be unoriginal

If you have a problem with that, we can step outside and figure it out.
Oh OK, let's do this ****.
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:35 PM   #8383
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I just don't fit in. I can't pretend to be interested in their inane stories or pointless humor.
Please do go on, I find your tale absolutely enthralling.
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:35 PM   #8384
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Don't be silly Dale, you fit in here
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:35 PM   #8385
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They is supposedly a video of me shooting guns and I want it now.
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:36 PM   #8386
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His name isn't Dale.
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:45 PM   #8387
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erry day
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:48 PM   #8388
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This place sucks
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:49 PM   #8389
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You suck
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:50 PM   #8390
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This place sucks
Can't disprove science.
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:50 PM   #8391
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You guys want to hear the one about the difference between a Mathematician and an Engineer?

Well, there was this teapot, see, and it had no water in it. But anyways, they were both asked to make some tea. So the mathematician fills up the the teapot, turns on the burner, boils the water, and pours it into the teacup and steeps the tea for a few minutes. The engineer also fills the teapot up with water, heats it to a boil, pours it and steeps the tea for a bit. The next afternoon, they were again both asked to make a spot of tea, but there is still water left in the teapot from the previous day. Again, the engineer turns on the stove, boils the water pours the tea and lets it sit for a couple minutes. The mathematician, however, pours out the water, and puts the teapot back without turning on the stove, proudly declaring that he has now reduced the task to a previously solved problem.
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:54 PM   #8392
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This place sucks
We don't censor discussion cuz it bothers dids
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:54 PM   #8393
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I read that.
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:56 PM   #8394
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It's funny because the mathematician doesn't actually make any tea the second time
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You guys want to hear the one about the difference between a Mathematician and an Engineer?

Well, there was this teapot, see, and it had no water in it. But anyways, they were both asked to make some tea. So the mathematician fills up the the teapot, turns on the burner, boils the water, and pours it into the teacup and steeps the tea for a few minutes. The engineer also fills the teapot up with water, heats it to a boil, pours it and steeps the tea for a bit. The next afternoon, they were again both asked to make a spot of tea, but there is still water left in the teapot from the previous day. Again, the engineer turns on the stove, boils the water pours the tea and lets it sit for a couple minutes. The mathematician, however, pours out the water, and puts the teapot back without turning on the stove, proudly declaring that he has now reduced the task to a previously solved problem.
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:58 PM   #8396
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Old 07-23-2012, 01:00 PM   #8397
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My foot was feeling a little gout-ty this morning. Weird you show up here today, actually.
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Old 07-23-2012, 01:00 PM   #8398
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hooroo
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Old 07-23-2012, 01:02 PM   #8399
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without omg, I wouldn't have found killa who is wicked smaht
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Old 07-23-2012, 01:03 PM   #8400
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My foot was feeling a little gout-ty this morning. Weird you show up here today, actually.
you people are really 65+, aren't you?
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