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"dang girl, now go throw this in the trash"
She just told her little girl to go to the bathroom by herself. Kid doesn't even know where it is (way down the hall). Mom is singing Drake now

Dang girl, now go and smack her in da face.

07-23-2012 , 10:37 AM

#8302

elrey

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,534

Quote:

Originally Posted by New Kid

Twice? The idea that I should have to usurp you again is laughable. You shall not usurp me, el campesino. I am unusurpable.

You will suffer

07-23-2012 , 10:45 AM

#8303

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

I gained 7 lbs in the past two months fml

07-23-2012 , 10:49 AM

#8304

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Water weight tho

07-23-2012 , 10:50 AM

#8305

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Quote:

Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

I gained 7 lbs in the past two months fml

I gained 17lbs in the past two months keeping my body fat at 7%.
So I win.

07-23-2012 , 10:55 AM

#8306

elrey

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,534

Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

I gained 17lbs in the past two months keeping my body fat at 7%.
So I win.

Lol I bet

07-23-2012 , 11:02 AM

#8307

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

I really did. BUT.
I lost 10 before in 2 months, being all depressed and not eating and stuff.

07-23-2012 , 11:10 AM

#8308

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

I gained 17lbs in the past two months keeping my body fat at 7%.
So I win.

I think the problem here is that you're bad at math. I'd seriously like to see your lbm calcs.

Also I hope you don't think you were 7% in that picture with your shirt off. lol

07-23-2012 , 11:19 AM

#8309

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

i have gained like 0 lbs and my body fat is at a solid 0%

jk i don't know any of that ****

07-23-2012 , 11:21 AM

#8310

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

GET ME CALIPERS

07-23-2012 , 11:23 AM

#8311

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

oh ya? well my body fat % is negative.

07-23-2012 , 11:24 AM

#8312

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

07-23-2012 , 11:24 AM

#8313

thedinergetsby

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 3,154

i can't remember the last time I weighed myself. Been at least 2 years.

07-23-2012 , 11:24 AM

#8314

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

Oh yeah? My body fat is 25% so when a major catastrophe happens, I'll be able to survive the ensuing famine longer.

07-23-2012 , 11:25 AM

#8315

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

GET ME CALIPERS

i got some.

07-23-2012 , 11:27 AM

#8316

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

oh ya? well my body fat % is negative.

oh ya? well i just googled that and determined that it is impossible

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

Oh yeaah? My body fat is 25% so when a major catastrophe happens, I'll be able to survive the ensuing famine longer.

wrong, LK and your dogs will murder you and use you like luke skywalker used the wampa in episode V of star wars so they can survive the nuclear fallout.

07-23-2012 , 11:28 AM

#8317

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

That was a little mean. But I bet you were really cute when you said it.

07-23-2012 , 11:28 AM

#8318

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

Oh yeah? My body fat is 25% so when a major catastrophe happens, I'll be able to survive the ensuing famine longer.

you'll be among the first to be eaten ]

07-23-2012 , 11:29 AM

#8319

elrey

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,534

There's a girl in a Penn state shirt in class. If I don't insult her by the end of class I have failed.

07-23-2012 , 11:30 AM

#8320

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

lol

nhams was better

07-23-2012 , 11:30 AM

#8321

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

That was a little mean. But I bet you were really cute when you said it.

(hug) if it makes you feel any better the only thing i will be useful for is for people to make bone spears.

07-23-2012 , 11:31 AM

#8322

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by elrey

There's a girl in a Penn state shirt in class. If I don't insult her by the end of class I have failed.

do what you want, she prolly won't speak up about it ]

07-23-2012 , 11:31 AM

#8323

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

19.6% here imo (milkshake)

07-23-2012 , 11:32 AM

#8324

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

i weighed at like 145 yesterday. (flex)

07-23-2012 , 11:32 AM

#8325

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Standing in line
believing the lies
bowing down to the flag
you got a bullet in your head.

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