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Old 07-23-2012, 09:56 AM   #8301
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"dang girl, now go throw this in the trash"
She just told her little girl to go to the bathroom by herself. Kid doesn't even know where it is (way down the hall). Mom is singing Drake now
Dang girl, now go and smack her in da face.
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Old 07-23-2012, 10:37 AM   #8302
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Twice? The idea that I should have to usurp you again is laughable. You shall not usurp me, el campesino. I am unusurpable.
You will suffer
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Old 07-23-2012, 10:45 AM   #8303
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I gained 7 lbs in the past two months fml
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Old 07-23-2012, 10:49 AM   #8304
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Water weight tho
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Old 07-23-2012, 10:50 AM   #8305
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I gained 7 lbs in the past two months fml
I gained 17lbs in the past two months keeping my body fat at 7%.
So I win.
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Old 07-23-2012, 10:55 AM   #8306
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I gained 17lbs in the past two months keeping my body fat at 7%.
So I win.
Lol I bet
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:02 AM   #8307
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I really did. BUT.
I lost 10 before in 2 months, being all depressed and not eating and stuff.
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:10 AM   #8308
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I gained 17lbs in the past two months keeping my body fat at 7%.
So I win.
I think the problem here is that you're bad at math. I'd seriously like to see your lbm calcs.

Also I hope you don't think you were 7% in that picture with your shirt off. lol
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:19 AM   #8309
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i have gained like 0 lbs and my body fat is at a solid 0%

jk i don't know any of that ****
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:21 AM   #8310
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GET ME CALIPERS
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:23 AM   #8311
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oh ya? well my body fat % is negative.
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:24 AM   #8312
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:24 AM   #8313
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i can't remember the last time I weighed myself. Been at least 2 years.
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:24 AM   #8314
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Oh yeah? My body fat is 25% so when a major catastrophe happens, I'll be able to survive the ensuing famine longer.
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:25 AM   #8315
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GET ME CALIPERS
i got some.
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:27 AM   #8316
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oh ya? well my body fat % is negative.
oh ya? well i just googled that and determined that it is impossible
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Oh yeaah? My body fat is 25% so when a major catastrophe happens, I'll be able to survive the ensuing famine longer.
wrong, LK and your dogs will murder you and use you like luke skywalker used the wampa in episode V of star wars so they can survive the nuclear fallout.
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:28 AM   #8317
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That was a little mean. But I bet you were really cute when you said it.
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:28 AM   #8318
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Oh yeah? My body fat is 25% so when a major catastrophe happens, I'll be able to survive the ensuing famine longer.
you'll be among the first to be eaten ]
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:29 AM   #8319
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There's a girl in a Penn state shirt in class. If I don't insult her by the end of class I have failed.
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:30 AM   #8320
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lol nhams was better
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:30 AM   #8321
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That was a little mean. But I bet you were really cute when you said it.
(hug) if it makes you feel any better the only thing i will be useful for is for people to make bone spears.
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:31 AM   #8322
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There's a girl in a Penn state shirt in class. If I don't insult her by the end of class I have failed.
do what you want, she prolly won't speak up about it ]
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:31 AM   #8323
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19.6% here imo (milkshake)
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:32 AM   #8324
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i weighed at like 145 yesterday. (flex)
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:32 AM   #8325
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Standing in line
believing the lies
bowing down to the flag
you got a bullet in your head.

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