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Old 07-23-2012, 09:14 AM   #8276
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go to work mutant
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:16 AM   #8277
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go to work mutant
but I don't wanna

I put in my 2 weeks notice late last week. These last two weeks are going to suck ass.
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:16 AM   #8278
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every alarm clock or alarm in general these days seems to be the iphone alarm sound


No wonder people get up all angry and ****ed up.
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:18 AM   #8279
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I had a dream and remembered part of it too. Not going to post it though.
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I put in my 2 weeks notice late last week. These last two weeks are going to suck ass.
I think you might be doing something wrong in the process. The last two weeks are supposed to be a breeze.
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:19 AM   #8280
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seriously, its like in every movie and commercial it seems. like the Wilhelm scream (public domain I guess?)

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Old 07-23-2012, 09:19 AM   #8281
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but I don't wanna

I put in my 2 weeks notice late last week. These last two weeks are going to suck ass.
you can still change your mind, are you gonna go play poker os? is that why you keep asking for venues?

i have 3 weeks holiday left till i go back. looking forward to a few late nights during the olympics
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:22 AM   #8282
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I think you might be doing something wrong in the process. The last two weeks are supposed to be a breeze.
It should be... but nothing about this place is normal. It will be a mix of panicked efforts to learn everything from me that they should have years ago and people wondering why I am leaving such a lovely place.
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:23 AM   #8283
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you can still change your mind, are you gonna go play poker os? is that why you keep asking for venues?

i have 3 weeks holiday left till i go back. looking forward to a few late nights during the olympics
I am going to take a few months off and just go have some fun. Pretty much no way I could ever just play poker for a living. I don't have the discipline or self control for that.
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:24 AM   #8284
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So what happens after a few months?
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:26 AM   #8285
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So what happens after a few months?
hell if I know
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:27 AM   #8286
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lol you're crazy

good luck tho
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:28 AM   #8287
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So very sleepy
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:31 AM   #8288
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lol you're crazy

good luck tho
sometime during my few months off I will either start my own company, get another job or something.

I have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:32 AM   #8289
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did u know that one of the reasons for premature ejaculation is males mastering tne masturbation technique.
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:34 AM   #8290
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About to get a pap smear
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:35 AM   #8291
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sometime during my few months off I will either start my own company, get another job or something.

I have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.
or you could just go full degen

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So very sleepy
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did u know that one of the reasons for premature ejaculation is males mastering tne masturbation technique.
i must be doing it wrong

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Old 07-23-2012, 09:38 AM   #8292
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:42 AM   #8293
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About to get a pap smear
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:42 AM   #8294
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or you could just go full degen
Hi... my name is mutant, nice to meet you
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:44 AM   #8295
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:46 AM   #8296
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"turn around before I punch you in the face" - a young mother to her (5? y/o) child
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:46 AM   #8297
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"turn around before I punch you in the face" - a young mother to her (5? y/o) child
she probably said it with love though
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:48 AM   #8298
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crap... guess I need to take a shower and go to work
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:49 AM   #8299
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"dang girl, now go throw this in the trash"
She just told her little girl to go to the bathroom by herself. Kid doesn't even know where it is (way down the hall). Mom is singing Drake now
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:55 AM   #8300
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Mom's name was just called and she just left her kid in the waiting room by herself. Wtf my appt was supposed to be 40 minutes ago.
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