Dear The Brickie,

It troubles me that posting on this account angers you somewhat. I understand that it can often be difficult to discern a poster's intent, when posting under a gimmick. However, I think that it is a necessary measure at this point in my omg existence, that I not be reminded of the mental state I was in when I decided to make my original screenname. I have not made any attempts to conceal my identity under this gimmick, so I cannot really comprehend why you find it upsetting, beyond perhaps the effects on the posterity of the omg statisitics. I will, however, take into account your preference, and will return to my main account as soon as I feel able. Thank you for your understanding with this issue.

Sincerely,
EvanWilliams

YOU CAN'T GO AROUND CREATING NEW PERSONALITIES WILLY NILLY AND EXPECT EVERYTHING TO BE OK!

Excellent, excellent

YES, THE OMG STATISTICS!!! I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON!

have you told your shrink about us yet?

i hope i can walk tomorrow. last 100m of the race i was trying to pass some guy and he started sprinting too but i won

nobody beats me at 100m

100miles is a long way to sprint

Metres, silly.

^

What is that in yards

We lived on a double lot, so our yard was pretty big.

109 yards afaik. but i'm estimating the metre distance

no

i don't really know how to bring it up, plus i don't want her to think i am cheating on her

Even totally has a dr melfi/tony soprano thing going on

good. sexier that way.

I wouldn't mind some deep therapy with Dr Melfi nomsayin.

Idk maybe she wants to know so it feels wronger

#whatisthisplace

Tom Hulce's Mozart > Abraham's Salieri.

haters gonna hate coldplay but this may be my favorite music video of all time. <3 elephants

There are ppl who don't hate coldplay?

Elephants aren't people.

I don't hate Coldplay.