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Old 07-21-2012, 04:54 PM   #7401
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How thoughful of her.
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:54 PM   #7402
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somebody itt just got their avy blocked
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:54 PM   #7403
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How does a man fall asleep with a woman's mouth around his dick? And how does a woman fall asleep with a man's dick in her mouth?
What were y'all on?
roofies + roof hits
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:54 PM   #7404
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u got raped, bro
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:54 PM   #7405
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didn't fall asleep that way. she just woke up before i did and decided i didn't need to be awake to get started i guess.
Put a ring on it.
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:55 PM   #7406
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How does a man fall asleep with a woman's mouth around his dick? And how does a woman fall asleep with a man's dick in her mouth?
What were y'all on?
Depends on how tired/drunk you are..
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:55 PM   #7407
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That is how it happens.
i thought it happened when people were asleep and w/o the old in-out in-out, tho
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:56 PM   #7408
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Oh, the picture in my head was much more comical.
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:57 PM   #7409
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How thoughful of her.
i thought so.
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Oh, the picture in my head was much more comical.
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:58 PM   #7410
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You were thinking about jmitch's peen? I'm telling Low Key.
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:58 PM   #7411
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Oh, the picture in my head was much more comical.
It's a wonder she survived through the night.
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Old 07-21-2012, 05:03 PM   #7412
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bump
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Old 07-21-2012, 05:05 PM   #7413
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so you are 21 now nham?
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Old 07-21-2012, 05:06 PM   #7414
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Put a ring on it.
You're going on ignore.
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Old 07-21-2012, 05:06 PM   #7415
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so you are 21 now nham?
that is correct
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Old 07-21-2012, 05:07 PM   #7416
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they just grow up right before your eyes
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Old 07-21-2012, 05:07 PM   #7417
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I could use a banana split.

And some secobarbital.

And a beer.
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Old 07-21-2012, 05:08 PM   #7418
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I don't really need the beer.
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Old 07-21-2012, 05:10 PM   #7419
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Beer goes good with seconal, but not that well with a banana split, and I really really want a banana split.
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Old 07-21-2012, 05:10 PM   #7420
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phenobarbital
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Old 07-21-2012, 05:12 PM   #7421
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phenobarbital
The big yellow abbotts...nomnomnom
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Old 07-21-2012, 05:16 PM   #7422
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Shouldn't you be getting the games room ready for your weekly old mans party?
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Old 07-21-2012, 05:18 PM   #7423
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there is a weekly old mans party?
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Old 07-21-2012, 05:23 PM   #7424
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I missed mayo
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Old 07-21-2012, 05:24 PM   #7425
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