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np, Claude, let us know if you have any success with the deposit issues :s

i know it isn't always easy to figure out where you're at around here, i even choose my SN based on that

07-21-2012 , 04:33 PM

#7377

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

I saw this on Twitter and thought it applied to you *******s too:

Funny thing is if some of you guys weren't spending time being misogynistic pricks on here you could be having sex & sandwiches everyday.

07-21-2012 , 04:33 PM

#7378

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

#naptime

07-21-2012 , 04:34 PM

#7379

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

That is to say, I'd still maintain the moderate level of caring I've got going on now.

Just like my parents

07-21-2012 , 04:36 PM

#7380

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

not really much of a story. some girl came home with me. yadda yadda. woke up this morning as described. didn't finish. was def one of the more interesting ways to wake up tho.

"You seem like a really nice lady, I don't want to inconvenience you with my semen. Why don't you relax, I don't want you to put yourself to any trouble."

07-21-2012 , 04:37 PM

#7381

what is this place

enthusiast

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 54

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

ime from self-bans, this is not necessarily true

07-21-2012 , 04:38 PM

#7382

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

"Would yous like any jagerbombs?"

"I'll take one if you get your tits out..."

*gets boobs out*

07-21-2012 , 04:38 PM

#7383

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

"You seem like a really nice lady, I don't want to inconvenience you with my semen. Why don't you relax, I don't want you to put yourself to any trouble."

07-21-2012 , 04:39 PM

#7384

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Which dumb whore wrote this?

07-21-2012 , 04:39 PM

#7385

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

Which dumb whore wrote this?

Does it matter? All the other cum dumpsters RT'd it.

07-21-2012 , 04:40 PM

#7386

what is this place

enthusiast

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 54

i've taken my watch off in my sleep the last two nights...sometimes i wonder what else i do, pretty sure i eat food and maybe walk around and bang into stuff sometimes

07-21-2012 , 04:40 PM

#7387

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

uh yeah i am

aren't you like 13 or something?

07-21-2012 , 04:42 PM

#7388

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Story way better minus "into".

07-21-2012 , 04:43 PM

#7389

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

slayer enthusiast. fang baring feral unicorn. dong merchant. auto didactic sycophant. reverse kegel instructor. team vagussy.

07-21-2012 , 04:44 PM

#7390

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,275

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

how many teeth did she have?

all of them.

07-21-2012 , 04:45 PM

#7391

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

Which dumb whore wrote this?

@UNTRESOR

07-21-2012 , 04:47 PM

#7392

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

07-21-2012 , 04:47 PM

#7393

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

How does a man fall asleep with a woman's mouth around his dick? And how does a woman fall asleep with a man's dick in her mouth?
What were y'all on?

07-21-2012 , 04:48 PM

#7394

metsandfinsfan

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 158,775

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

How does a man fall asleep with a woman's mouth around his dick? And how does a woman fall asleep with a man's dick in her mouth?
What were y'all on?

Impossible

07-21-2012 , 04:50 PM

#7395

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

This is wat happens everytime I go out clubbin and approach a set of cute looking gurls.

07-21-2012 , 04:50 PM

#7396

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

That whole album is pretty good imo.

07-21-2012 , 04:53 PM

#7397

what is this place

enthusiast

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 54

when i was a little kid i thought that babies were made by just going to sleep "connected"

07-21-2012 , 04:53 PM

#7398

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,275

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

How does a man fall asleep with a woman's mouth around his dick? And how does a woman fall asleep with a man's dick in her mouth?
What were y'all on?

didn't fall asleep that way. she just woke up before i did and decided i didn't need to be awake to get started i guess.

07-21-2012 , 04:53 PM

#7399

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Quote:

Originally Posted by what is this place

when i was a little kid i thought that babies were made by just going to sleep "connected"

According to my experience this is still true.

07-21-2012 , 04:54 PM

#7400

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by what is this place

when i was a little kid i thought that babies were made by just going to sleep "connected"

That is how it happens.

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