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Old 07-21-2012, 04:31 PM   #7376
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np, Claude, let us know if you have any success with the deposit issues :s

i know it isn't always easy to figure out where you're at around here, i even choose my SN based on that
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:33 PM   #7377
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I saw this on Twitter and thought it applied to you *******s too:

Funny thing is if some of you guys weren't spending time being misogynistic pricks on here you could be having sex & sandwiches everyday.
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:33 PM   #7378
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#naptime
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:34 PM   #7379
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That is to say, I'd still maintain the moderate level of caring I've got going on now.
Just like my parents
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:36 PM   #7380
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not really much of a story. some girl came home with me. yadda yadda. woke up this morning as described. didn't finish. was def one of the more interesting ways to wake up tho.
"You seem like a really nice lady, I don't want to inconvenience you with my semen. Why don't you relax, I don't want you to put yourself to any trouble."
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:37 PM   #7381
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I saw this on Twitter and thought it applied to you *******s too:

Funny thing is if some of you guys weren't spending time being misogynistic pricks on here you could be having sex & sandwiches everyday.
ime from self-bans, this is not necessarily true
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:38 PM   #7382
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*gets boobs out*
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:38 PM   #7383
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"You seem like a really nice lady, I don't want to inconvenience you with my semen. Why don't you relax, I don't want you to put yourself to any trouble."
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:39 PM   #7384
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I saw this on Twitter and thought it applied to you *******s too:

Funny thing is if some of you guys weren't spending time being misogynistic pricks on here you could be having sex & sandwiches everyday.
Which dumb whore wrote this?
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:39 PM   #7385
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Which dumb whore wrote this?
Does it matter? All the other cum dumpsters RT'd it.
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:40 PM   #7386
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i've taken my watch off in my sleep the last two nights...sometimes i wonder what else i do, pretty sure i eat food and maybe walk around and bang into stuff sometimes
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:40 PM   #7387
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uh yeah i am
aren't you like 13 or something?
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:42 PM   #7388
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Story way better minus "into".
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:43 PM   #7389
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:44 PM   #7390
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how many teeth did she have?
all of them.
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:45 PM   #7391
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:47 PM   #7393
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How does a man fall asleep with a woman's mouth around his dick? And how does a woman fall asleep with a man's dick in her mouth?
What were y'all on?
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:48 PM   #7394
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How does a man fall asleep with a woman's mouth around his dick? And how does a woman fall asleep with a man's dick in her mouth?
What were y'all on?
Impossible
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:50 PM   #7395
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This is wat happens everytime I go out clubbin and approach a set of cute looking gurls.
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:50 PM   #7396
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That whole album is pretty good imo.
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:53 PM   #7397
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when i was a little kid i thought that babies were made by just going to sleep "connected"
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:53 PM   #7398
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How does a man fall asleep with a woman's mouth around his dick? And how does a woman fall asleep with a man's dick in her mouth?
What were y'all on?
didn't fall asleep that way. she just woke up before i did and decided i didn't need to be awake to get started i guess.
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:53 PM   #7399
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when i was a little kid i thought that babies were made by just going to sleep "connected"
According to my experience this is still true.
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:54 PM   #7400
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when i was a little kid i thought that babies were made by just going to sleep "connected"
That is how it happens.
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