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Old 07-21-2012, 04:07 PM   #7351
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uh yeah i am
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:11 PM   #7352
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jmitch, what happened to your testicles?
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:11 PM   #7353
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woke up to a girl with her mouth around my penis this morning. that was interesting.
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:12 PM   #7354
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:13 PM   #7355
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me too. the part where charlize kills herself ****ed me up when i was 15.
that scene makes me slightly tear up

i'm glad no one asked me what holes i thought it had, cause i kinda just put that apologetic clause there without really thinking
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:13 PM   #7356
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im so sorry
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:16 PM   #7357
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Well you see, the brown french fancies are cheaper to make than the yellows. And to achieve the most optimal retail cost structure, the package must be overloaded with the browns so the consumer feels like they are getting a considerable quantity for the price.
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:16 PM   #7358
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i need pizza in my life right now! thx omg
I just got back from picking up a pizza
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:18 PM   #7359
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hey aiott, who is this dude pitching for the TIGAAAZZZZZ today?
Young Ricky? He's been a starter for like 3 years. He's like Mr. Fister only not as good.

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woat hangover
imo2. Manhattans may kill me.

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i need pizza in my life right now! thx omg
omg yes.

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it has it's holes, but i really like Devil's Advocate
What's wrong with holes?
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:18 PM   #7360
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BBJWCIM?
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:21 PM   #7361
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Young Ricky? He's been a starter for like 3 years. He's like Mr. Fister only not as good.
I misread the schedule, i meant that Turner dude who's starting tomorrow. He's got some pretty awful stats, but it says he's like a top prospect os.
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:22 PM   #7362
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BBJWCIM?
evidently
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:22 PM   #7363
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No, thank you, Claude.
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:23 PM   #7364
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interesting that a spammer from cincy and Panda show up at the same time
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:23 PM   #7365
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jmitch i believe you were in the middle of a story.
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:23 PM   #7366
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Typical Claude.
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:24 PM   #7367
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:24 PM   #7368
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I liked the bit where you got to see Charlize Theron's boobs.
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:24 PM   #7369
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woke up to a girl with her mouth around my penis this morning. that was interesting.
Gonna need more than that, please carry on.
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:24 PM   #7370
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what's up with your sternum, yo?
No idea:/
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:26 PM   #7371
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Here we go again. I dont know why i continue to deposit on this site. I just deposited 200 to lock via western union and it has not been credited to my account. I check w.u. website and the transfer was picked up in nicaragua. Im sick and tired of this. My screen name is gregorio42 if anyone on here can help me with this.
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:26 PM   #7372
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jmitch i believe you were in the middle of a story.
not really much of a story. some girl came home with me. yadda yadda. woke up this morning as described. didn't finish. was def one of the more interesting ways to wake up tho.
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:27 PM   #7373
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I misread the schedule, i meant that Turner dude who's starting tomorrow. He's got some pretty awful stats, but it says he's like a top prospect os.
Well ya, he was/might still be a top 10 prospect in the league. Idk tho he doesn't k a ton ! AAA and he seems to get shelled every time they spot start him in the bigs.
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:28 PM   #7374
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how many teeth did she have?
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:30 PM   #7375
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That's pretty kewl.

They seem fine, so I think I'm in the clear, ty


I just want you to know that even if you had to get fake balls, I would still care just as much about you. That is to say, I'd still maintain the moderate level of caring I've got going on now.
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