Well I should hope so!

I found out that I'm 1.5 inches shorter than I always thought I was. I don't think I'm any less fiesty though.



I can't seem to find the small smiley sized one I used to have.

fancies are cupcakes for poor people right?

**** you.

Did you kill any babies?

more like **** Kentucky

(((((Mayo)))))

im happy you're here believe it not.

ayo mayo someone post brickie's vid so he can see it

<redacted> too *****

f*g

damnit

Hey mayo did you know Anderson cooper is gay?

Everyone knows this.

someone link to Abe's(?) post where he said he turned down tickets to see springsteen

Yup

This was cute!

Someone ask me how hot it is here. TOO LATE!! Answer: It's sooooo damn hot.

FACT: They have bottled water everywhere, and it gets so hot sitting in the sun that I LITERALLY burned my hand carrying one the other day. LITERALLY.

Also we have a kitty cat who lives on this little porch where the cop checks everyone's badges. It's cute but I can't take a picture because I can't have a camera there because that's illegal because there's classified stuff. I don't think the cat itself is classified, but if it is I'm in hot water now. LIKE THE KIND FROM THE BOTTLES I WAS TALKING ABOUT!! Full circle yesssssss.

OK, I'm delusional so I should maybe probably go to bed now. Talk to y'all... sometime.

P.S. FACT: I've worked 100+ hours/week the last two weeks and DON'T EVEN GET OVERTIME WHAT THE FUUUUUCK??? Also we get newspapers for free over here scooooore ok bai

Can not click.

Also P.P.S.: I've now vomited in three different continents! Thanks, Air Force!

woat hangover

so how tall r u msblunursum ]

so mayo's on a continent besides North America and Europe in a place that has kittens and bottled water. hmmmmm

4 quid a pack though no **** poor people can munch on them.

Godspeed Mayo

also where America has a military base that's quite warm