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Old 07-20-2012, 04:38 PM   #6801
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i thought batman woulda showed up
Leave it to the Canadian to be tasteless.
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:42 PM   #6802
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i enjoy 8^'s stories v much
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:43 PM   #6803
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This speech is just too awesome
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:45 PM   #6804
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canadians are delicious

taste like blueberries
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:47 PM   #6805
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i enjoy 8^'s stories v much
+1 he should be putting this stuff in his blog thread
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:49 PM   #6806
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I was going to make the martinis party for myself...but I got too tired

So now i just want to lay in bed and fap.
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:53 PM   #6807
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:57 PM   #6808
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Leave it to the Canadian to be tasteless.
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:59 PM   #6809
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So now i just want to lay in bed and fap.
PM sent.
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Old 07-20-2012, 05:12 PM   #6810
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Soulless
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Old 07-20-2012, 05:12 PM   #6811
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I was going to make the martinis party for myself...but I got too tired

So now i just want to lay in bed and fap.
Definition of fap:

Fap:
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- onomatopoeia
- used to imply male masturbation.

OMG OMG OMG Chipa is a guy.

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Old 07-20-2012, 05:13 PM   #6812
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Hope that helps chipers
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Old 07-20-2012, 05:13 PM   #6813
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Fap (v., to fap) is internet slang for masturbation. While the initial usage of “fap” was strictly limited to describing male masturbation amongst bros, the term has since become synonymous with act of masturbation as whole, regardless of gender. Nevertheless, a female version of the slang exists as shliking.
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Old 07-20-2012, 05:19 PM   #6814
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It's called flicking the bean ldo
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Old 07-20-2012, 05:19 PM   #6815
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Girlfap is acceptable
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Old 07-20-2012, 05:19 PM   #6816
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I've maintained g2h regularly posts as chipa, idk when you all will realize this
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Old 07-20-2012, 05:22 PM   #6817
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Let alone fapping and instead tell me what to choose cause I am buying a new phone and I can't decide:

Nokia 808 Pureview
Samsung Galaxy S III
Apple iphone 4S
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Old 07-20-2012, 05:23 PM   #6818
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We need Evan to go through her posts for bad English inconsistencies, I think he can get to the bottom of it
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Old 07-20-2012, 05:23 PM   #6819
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Let alone fapping and instead tell me what to choose cause I am buying a new phone and I can't decide:

Nokia 808 Pureview
Samsung Galaxy S III
Apple iphone 4S
S3 ainec
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Old 07-20-2012, 05:26 PM   #6820
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She switches slang a lot like it's pretty clear 2 different people post
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Old 07-20-2012, 05:27 PM   #6821
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Account sharing and multiaccounting on 2p2 woat
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Old 07-20-2012, 05:29 PM   #6822
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Account sharing and multiaccounting on 2p2 woat
When will the scams end?
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Old 07-20-2012, 05:31 PM   #6823
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I've maintained g2h regularly posts as chipa, idk when you all will realize this
an odd but very astute observation
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Old 07-20-2012, 05:36 PM   #6824
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Giz have you ever thought about like what you'd do in a situation like that? I mean besides personal safety, you you just bail, or do some triage stuff? We are like first responders in disaster scenarios
I've thought about it before. Or, like, a really bad car crash happening... and then I also realize that I'd be liable for the person I'm working on and if they died, I may get sued by their family, since I'd have a license.
Mostly, I like to think I'd be a bad ass and save the day.
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Old 07-20-2012, 05:42 PM   #6825
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