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Old 07-20-2012, 02:55 PM   #6726
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Re: omg omg omg 134

According to this site I'm 16.7% body fat. I'm also a .5 inch shorter than I thought I was

Ofc I did all the measurements myself so +/- 5% body fat.
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Old 07-20-2012, 02:58 PM   #6727
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Typical mini-sized Euros acting tough.
Yes sir I have only 65kg. and this is brad and i dont brag often but when i do i make sure i attach my upper body picture.
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Old 07-20-2012, 02:59 PM   #6728
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Not even one, hero.
Me neither. (handshake)
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Old 07-20-2012, 02:59 PM   #6729
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you have a lot of toys there for a fully grown euro.
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Old 07-20-2012, 02:59 PM   #6730
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gross, an outtie
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:00 PM   #6731
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Re: omg omg omg 134

also omgomgomg i got invited to go play a tournament tomorrow with

these guise

1) Jzpiano
2) Schmendr1ck
3) Palindrome
4) JordanH
5) ThatGuyUH8
6) silly_jack_ace (?)
7) Reverend99
8) Morph3us


for this prize (damn no fruitbowl)

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Old 07-20-2012, 03:04 PM   #6732
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Fruit bowl >>>>>>

Sorry lep
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:05 PM   #6733
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so true aiott
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:07 PM   #6734
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According to this site I'm 16.7% body fat. I'm also a .5 inch shorter than I thought I was

Ofc I did all the measurements myself so +/- 5% body fat.
According to this I can add 10lbs of lmm and drop 10lbs of fat before I need to think about gaining any weight. Yep, still skinny fat.
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:07 PM   #6735
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So at the bar last night all these hotties decide to take off their thongs, roll up their dresses and dance on the bar. It was quite a spectacle.
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:09 PM   #6736
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pics
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:10 PM   #6737
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Yes sir I have only 65kg. and this is brad and i dont brag often but when i do i make sure i attach my upper body picture.
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Looking good, biceps
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:10 PM   #6738
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Poker chips are pretty cool things. Just a pity most toilet seats are several orders of magnitude cleaner. :s
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:11 PM   #6739
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WINNERS WIN LEP
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:14 PM   #6740
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It amazes me what a ***** this Colorado shooter is. What kind of person does something like this and gets taken alive? Oh, its ok to shoot a bunch of people but you're too scared to get shot yourself? I propose a new law where people who commit crimes like this and survive get tortured. Straight up medieval on their ass.
for real yo

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Poker chips are pretty cool things. Just a pity most toilet seats are several orders of magnitude cleaner. :s
i hate when you are leaving a casino bathroom from the wash area and a fellow player brushes out without washing *shudder*

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Old 07-20-2012, 03:15 PM   #6741
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You play to win the game!!!!!!!
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:16 PM   #6742
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Ya I like playing live poker, but every break the first thing I do is go straight and scrub my hands.
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:16 PM   #6743
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So at the bar last night all these hotties decide to take off their thongs, roll up their dresses and dance on the bar. It was quite a spectacle.
jesus
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:16 PM   #6744
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The chips being dirty is what gives them that great smell though.
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:17 PM   #6745
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whoa on reddit one of the victims was in another shooting before and wrote this

http://jessicaredfield.wordpress.com...nter-shooting/
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:18 PM   #6746
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:22 PM   #6747
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i want to attention whore this video SO BAD just for it to get hundreds of views. but i'm shy and haven't showed anyone outside of omg. aka i showed no one.
I'm going to link it in H&F, mainly just so JCock's head explodes.
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fml. i just cant ****ing post anymore
No, you just can't date the crazy anymore.
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:25 PM   #6748
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I was telling the homeless about the Colorado deal and their responses were varying degrees of give him to us for the night. I was both frightened and on board with this plan
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:28 PM   #6749
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are you that desperate for company that you hang with hobos?

also high fives.are a appropriate response in this situation
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:29 PM   #6750
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elrey when did you get a lack of an undertitle undertitle


so cool
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