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Old 07-20-2012, 12:25 AM   #6301
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Hello, omg.

Where are all your " how many pussies have you licked tonight, chipa" jokes?!

Btw, I was watching lots of dog porn in my dreams tonight

Boss, tell me please what does seeing the dogs ****ing in the dream mean? Especially big female dogs ****ing small male dogs?
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:25 AM   #6302
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It's interesting because OP had a stroke at 15
I'm so conflicted in how I feel about OP
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:25 AM   #6303
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**** MY LIFE IM A ONE TRICK PONY I GUESS IM OUTTA HERE FOREVER I SUCK
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you could do better
Dubious.
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:26 AM   #6304
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The hardest people to convince are the ones who had a bad ex gf/wife and therefore ALL WOMEN EVERYWHERE ARE SUCCUBI! Though I guess I'm being equally judgmental by guessing that's what's going on before even reading it...
instead of whores im going to use succubi now
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:26 AM   #6305
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Chipa, it means you need to start a close friendship with LirvA
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:26 AM   #6306
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Oh my dear Jesus you lost ur mind giz
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:26 AM   #6307
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imagine how hot he'll look once he sprays his scalp black
I got my hair did since October of last year.
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:26 AM   #6308
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instead of whores im going to use succubi now
Ryan used to call me a harpy.
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:27 AM   #6309
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Oh my dear Jesus you lost ur mind giz
What'd I do now?
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:29 AM   #6310
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I'm so conflicted in how I feel about OP
I just think it's interesting. That is all
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I got my hair did since October of last year.
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Oh that's nice. very nice
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:29 AM   #6311
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I think aiott is calling me not tasteful. **** you then
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:29 AM   #6312
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aiott, zappos has goat return policy so get them. they look alright but i promise they're gonna be uncomfortable as ****e so you might need a size bigger so u can get some inserts.
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:30 AM   #6313
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bald is goat
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:30 AM   #6314
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buzzed hair (in love)
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:31 AM   #6315
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What'd I do now?
I just read dat thread. Lot of words arguing with someone who will never change his stance because his ego,"masculinity" and lack of intelligence won't allow him to
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:31 AM   #6316
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Re: omg omg omg 134

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Do you have a wedding or court date to attend soon?
No, but by the time I try to dress myself for something like that its too late to buy a pair.

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aiott, I think those shoes are sharp!
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Hello, omg.

Where are all your " how many pussies have you licked tonight, chipa" jokes?!

Btw, I was watching lots of dog porn in my dreams tonight

Boss, tell me please what does seeing the dogs ****ing in the dream mean? Especially big female dogs ****ing small male dogs?
I had a dream about going down on a chick last night while her friend watched, I blame it on your dream.
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:32 AM   #6317
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Yeah, but it made me feel a lot better to argue with him by reaffirming my intelligence and having him confirm my already held beliefs (that most men kind of suck and come from a place of total privileged)
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:33 AM   #6318
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damn you def look like 5'5 in vids fwiw.


Weird, I'm no dazzle.
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aiott, zappos has goat return policy so get them. they look alright but i promise they're gonna be uncomfortable as ****e so you might need a size bigger so u can get some inserts.
then you can tell ladies your shoes are a size bigger, might give you some street cred.
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:33 AM   #6319
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Hello, omg.

Where are all your " how many pussies have you licked tonight, chipa" jokes?!

Btw, I was watching lots of dog porn in my dreams tonight

Boss, tell me please what does seeing the dogs ****ing in the dream mean? Especially big female dogs ****ing small male dogs?
50 shades of grey
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:33 AM   #6320
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Hello, omg.

Where are all your " how many pussies have you licked tonight, chipa" jokes?!

Btw, I was watching lots of dog porn in my dreams tonight

Boss, tell me please what does seeing the dogs ****ing in the dream mean? Especially big female dogs ****ing small male dogs?
are you in a relationship? specifically a sexual one? if so, are you happy? do you feel threatened or betrayed by this person? sometimes animals can represent our psyche in our dream and it is easier to face truths this way.
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:33 AM   #6321
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Re: omg omg omg 134

Just came back from my kids sports day

She came first in the under 9s 100m :flex: then decided to run in the under 10s 100m. She came first again but was given a 3rd place ribbon cos it wasnt fair that she was faster than the bigger girls and none of them have a 1st place ribbon to take home. what a load of bs!
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:34 AM   #6322
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succubi? what've you been reading

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Old 07-20-2012, 12:34 AM   #6323
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(that most men kind of suck and come from a place of total privileged)
you need to stop spending so much time on tumblr riot grrl blogs
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:35 AM   #6324
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Oh that's nice. very nice
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bald is goat
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buzzed hair (in love)
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:35 AM   #6325
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you need to stop spending so much time on tumblr riot grrl blogs
I don't know these blogs of which you speak.
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