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Old 07-19-2012, 11:40 PM   #6201
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:40 PM   #6202
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Edit : I worked with a younger guy (25 or so) and one night we were just talking at work in a group of guys and someone mentioned women being golddiggers (no women were working with us that night) and the kid turns around and says "ALL women are gold diggers bro. All of them, even my mom." I started laughing and asked what he meant, and he explained his mom was married to his biological father and he made a lot of money, and during the entire time she always said how she didn't care about money. Then they got divorced and she married a guy who made significantly less, and she confided in him how much easier life was with his biological father because he was so much wealthier. It actually made us all laugh.

I wouldn't go that far to say they are all gold diggers, as I've met women who really don't care that much about money, but I think most would have the attitude of "the more the better" when it comes to the money aspect.
Is it really a ridiculous assertion that everyone thinks life would be easier with more money, and pointing out that money makes things a bit easier does not a gold digger make? Now if she said, "life was simply better because I had money" that would be slightly differ. The very fact that she married a guy of lowlier wealth sort of speaks to the fact that she wasn't a gold digger anyway.
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any reason to attention whore
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:41 PM   #6204
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i sweat today at the gym more than usual.
I tried to work out, and then I lifted my kettlebell and I felt like my sternum was coming apart in the middle and I had to put it down. It was quite disquieting and now I'm going to demand an xray cause this isn't normal.
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i sweat today at the gym more than usual.
nobody will be able to tell if you wear all black
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:42 PM   #6207
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this reminds me, why do you pull sumo style?
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:42 PM   #6208
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:43 PM   #6209
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i sweat today at the gym more than usual.
It's good for you or something like that
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:43 PM   #6210
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nobody will be able to tell if you wear all black
Ugh I wore these grey capri pants to one of my last workout classes at this pilates place and ended up with a hudge crotch/ass sweat stain. Twas embarrassing.
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Is it really a ridiculous assertion that everyone thinks life would be easier with more money, and pointing out that money makes things a bit easier does not a gold digger make? Now if she said, "life was simply better because I had money" that would be slightly differ. The very fact that she married a guy of lowlier wealth sort of speaks to the fact that she wasn't a gold digger anyway.
But she ain't messin with no broke ******
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Is it really a ridiculous assertion that everyone thinks life would be easier with more money, and pointing out that money makes things a bit easier does not a gold digger make? Now if she said, "life was simply better because I had money" that would be slightly differ. The very fact that she married a guy of lowlier wealth sort of speaks to the fact that she wasn't a gold digger anyway.
thinking that way makes him feel superior.
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:44 PM   #6213
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this reminds me, why do you pull sumo style?
i only pull sumo on leg days to work my inner thighs. yada yada it's definitely toned them down and tightened them.
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Omg me too. I have convinced myself that it's just a function of being in shape; my body has become a powerhouse at cooling itself off.
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:44 PM   #6215
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Ugh I wore these grey capri pants to one of my last workout classes at this pilates place and ended up with a hudge crotch/ass sweat stain. Twas embarrassing.
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:45 PM   #6218
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Ugh I wore these grey capri pants to one of my last workout classes at this pilates place and ended up with a hudge crotch/ass sweat stain. Twas embarrassing.
um lol i had the biggest crotch sweat today but i was like **** it, i'm training harder than all these ****ers.

but it was def embarrassing cuz there were a lot of hotties
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Pheremones tho
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:47 PM   #6222
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any reason to attention whore
ummm. brb again...
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:47 PM   #6224
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I imagine crotch sweat is the most pheremony
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