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Old 07-19-2012, 10:42 PM   #6126
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ur quadz are poppin tho
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:43 PM   #6127
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6' 1" 180 on good days
How do you grow an inch like that?
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weird...

I had burgers, sweet potato fries, and some beef jerky in the last 3 hours.
BK?
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:45 PM   #6128
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omg I had in-n-out tonight twinsies!
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:45 PM   #6129
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weird...

I had burgers, sweet potato fries, and some beef jerky in the last 3 hours.
Wanna be my bf
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:45 PM   #6130
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Swimming makes you grow when ur old
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:46 PM   #6131
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ur quadz are poppin tho
(flex) imo2, but i can only squat 225 max, i usually just do 185 or 205 reps though, cause i often get like headrushes/greyouts from doing them and sometimes have to hold onto something in case i go fully blackout, think it's cause my blood pressure does weird stuff, or maybe i do have a brain tumor as i have suspected when i've gotten irrationally anxious in the past
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can I come visit you phil0pp?
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:47 PM   #6133
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How do you grow an inch like that
good posture

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Old 07-19-2012, 10:47 PM   #6134
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BK?
Nah, it was homemade burgers and these frozen sweet potato fries. You can find them in your local food store's freezer.


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Old 07-19-2012, 10:48 PM   #6135
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6 ft 185 is 25 on the BMI iirc which is considered overweight

170 optimal iyam.
I am currently 170, definitely not optimal.

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I'm ~6ft ~185lbs (makeup)
iirc you're taller than I am.

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I would yell THAT'S MY WIFE as I checkraised him
I'm too much of a pacifist (read pussy)
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:50 PM   #6136
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can I come visit you phil0pp?
Tryna find a place to crash now that ur unemployed? I have a hard enough time feeding myself
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:50 PM   #6137
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iirc you're taller than I am
i was wearing my hiking boots iirc
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:51 PM   #6138
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Aiott we are gonna need a shirtless pic because I do not understand
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:52 PM   #6139
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Tryna find a place to crash now that ur unemployed? I have a hard enough time feeding myself
I don't stay over at peoples houses. I thought you might want to play some ****ty nlh or something.

maybe have some noodles.

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Old 07-19-2012, 10:53 PM   #6140
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The guy I went on a 9 hour date with said he shrunk an inch or two since being in the marines. Maybe I should text him and tell him he can swim it out
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:54 PM   #6141
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I am currently 170, definitely not optimal.



iirc you're taller than I am.



I'm too much of a pacifist (read pussy)
well uhhhhhh
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:55 PM   #6142
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I honestly would like to do that with you at some point, that seems like it would be too fun. However Prolly not for a while cuz I got a lot of **** to deal with aorn. I def would like to tho

Ever had Korean food?
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:56 PM   #6143
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5'11" to 6' depending on my shoes.
i just wrote a long post (for me atleast) about the whole parity thing and the autocorrelation thing and about a paper i read and then i snap deleted it because i sounded like a ******

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(flex) imo2, but i can only squat 225 max, i usually just do 185 or 205 reps though, cause i often get like headrushes/greyouts from doing them and sometimes have to hold onto something in case i go fully blackout, think it's cause my blood pressure does weird stuff, or maybe i do have a brain tumor as i have suspected when i've gotten irrationally anxious in the past
its not a tumor.

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Nah, it was homemade burgers and these frozen sweet potato fries. You can find them in your local food store's freezer.


damn son that looks pretty f tasty iyam

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Aiott we are gonna need a shirtless pic because I do not understand
he is a massless radical lesbian
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:56 PM   #6144
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The guy I went on a 9 hour date with said he shrunk an inch or two since being in the marines. Maybe I should text him and tell him he can swim it out
How often do marines swim?
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:57 PM   #6145
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(flex) imo2, but i can only squat 225 max, i usually just do 185 or 205 reps though, cause i often get like headrushes/greyouts from doing them and sometimes have to hold onto something in case i go fully blackout, think it's cause my blood pressure does weird stuff, or maybe i do have a brain tumor as i have suspected when i've gotten irrationally anxious in the past
I get that when I deadlift

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Aiott we are gonna need a shirtless pic because I do not understand
Dear god, nobody needs that.
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:58 PM   #6146
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:58 PM   #6147
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I honestly would like to do that with you at some point, that seems like it would be too fun. However Prolly not for a while cuz I got a lot of **** to deal with aorn. I def would like to tho

Ever had Korean food?
alrighty sir. I have had Bulgogi (sp?), kimchi stew and some other things. Not 100% sure how un-americanized it was though.
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:59 PM   #6148
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The guy I went on a 9 hour date with said he shrunk an inch or two since being in the marines. Maybe I should text him and tell him he can swim it out
He wasn't talking about height
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:00 PM   #6149
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Wanna be my bf

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How do you grow an inch like that?
It gets bigger for you.
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:00 PM   #6150
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jelly, how many first dates would you say you've been on?
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