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07-19-2012 , 09:00 PM

#6001

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rolando Blackman

im not sure i see the humor in john wayne gacy

You had to be there

07-19-2012 , 09:01 PM

#6002

Rolando Blackman

adept

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 999

unless its about michelle bachmann's john wayne gaffe

07-19-2012 , 09:01 PM

#6003

ncboiler

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 15,556

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rolando Blackman

im not sure i see the humor in john wayne gacy

Welll I mean he um....then he umm....you know....he ummm. You just have no sense of humor!!

07-19-2012 , 09:05 PM

#6004

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

I just learned that my aunt who was 350 lbs the last time I've seen her has now blimped up to 397 lbs. I think she's like 5'0.

07-19-2012 , 09:07 PM

#6005

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

But how do her fingers look?

07-19-2012 , 09:07 PM

#6006

BoSoxBK

Best 4L Pet Owner '12

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,357

jelly, I laughed at the way you wrote that, but that isn't good.

07-19-2012 , 09:08 PM

#6007

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

That's like 3.5 nhams.

07-19-2012 , 09:10 PM

#6008

BoSoxBK

Best 4L Pet Owner '12

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,357

I've definitely examined the physical appearance of my relatives before to determine if I'll be a fatty in 20 years. Thankfully, I haven't seen many hudge relatives.

07-19-2012 , 09:10 PM

#6009

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoSoxBK

jelly, I laughed at the way you wrote that, but that isn't good.

The entire household is getting bigger. I was kicked out of their house for trying to make them eat healthier. That bitch cousin of mine cussed me out in front of her kids and the other neighborhood kids.

07-19-2012 , 09:11 PM

#6010

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoSoxBK

I've definitely examined the physical appearance of my relatives before to determine if I'll be a fatty in 20 years. Thankfully, I haven't seen many hudge relatives.

Her name is Teenie. She used to be small.

07-19-2012 , 09:12 PM

#6011

BoSoxBK

Best 4L Pet Owner '12

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,357

lololol

07-19-2012 , 09:12 PM

#6012

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by eight high

i agree with u 100% with daniel tosh is not funny , i do not agree that rape jokes cannot be funny, however i dont know any funny ones, .

he said 5 guys , if he said like 8 or 9 i think thats a bit excessive.

I never said rape jokes can't be funny. I said what he said to the heckler wasn't a joke, nor was it funny.
I don't think any topic should be off limits for comedians, actually. George Carlin has a fantastic bit about rape and jokes about rape.

07-19-2012 , 09:13 PM

#6013

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

jelly u family is fked up grl

07-19-2012 , 09:13 PM

#6014

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

Ok so you want to see him burn cuz he sucks? I can get behind that

07-19-2012 , 09:14 PM

#6015

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

jelly u family is fked up grl

She's not really my aunt. She's my first cousin once removed.

07-19-2012 , 09:15 PM

#6016

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

So, we're all agreed then, rape is hilarious. Just be careful one of your audience isn't on the blob when you discuss it.

07-19-2012 , 09:15 PM

#6017

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

(just a little joke for you there

)

07-19-2012 , 09:15 PM

#6018

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

It's 3:16. I am bed.

Last edited by biceps; 07-19-2012 at 09:16 PM. Reason: And rape is not hilarious and that joke wasnt funny :S

07-19-2012 , 09:17 PM

#6019

BoSoxBK

Best 4L Pet Owner '12

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,357

gizmo, you're really playing with our emotions here..make up your mind

07-19-2012 , 09:18 PM

#6020

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Just in case nobody mentioned it yet, Louis CK's bit on the Daily Show about the rape joke controversy was better than anything all ya'all been saying*

*even tho I haven't read most of the comments about it here yet