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Old 07-19-2012, 09:00 PM   #6001
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im not sure i see the humor in john wayne gacy
You had to be there
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:01 PM   #6002
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unless its about michelle bachmann's john wayne gaffe
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:01 PM   #6003
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im not sure i see the humor in john wayne gacy
Welll I mean he um....then he umm....you know....he ummm. You just have no sense of humor!!
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:05 PM   #6004
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I just learned that my aunt who was 350 lbs the last time I've seen her has now blimped up to 397 lbs. I think she's like 5'0.
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:07 PM   #6005
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But how do her fingers look?
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:07 PM   #6006
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jelly, I laughed at the way you wrote that, but that isn't good.
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:08 PM   #6007
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That's like 3.5 nhams.
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:10 PM   #6008
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I've definitely examined the physical appearance of my relatives before to determine if I'll be a fatty in 20 years. Thankfully, I haven't seen many hudge relatives.
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:10 PM   #6009
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jelly, I laughed at the way you wrote that, but that isn't good.
The entire household is getting bigger. I was kicked out of their house for trying to make them eat healthier. That ***** cousin of mine cussed me out in front of her kids and the other neighborhood kids.
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:11 PM   #6010
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I've definitely examined the physical appearance of my relatives before to determine if I'll be a fatty in 20 years. Thankfully, I haven't seen many hudge relatives.
Her name is Teenie. She used to be small.
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:12 PM   #6011
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lololol
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:12 PM   #6012
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i agree with u 100% with daniel tosh is not funny , i do not agree that rape jokes cannot be funny, however i dont know any funny ones, .

he said 5 guys , if he said like 8 or 9 i think thats a bit excessive.
I never said rape jokes can't be funny. I said what he said to the heckler wasn't a joke, nor was it funny.
I don't think any topic should be off limits for comedians, actually. George Carlin has a fantastic bit about rape and jokes about rape.
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:13 PM   #6013
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jelly u family is fked up grl
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:13 PM   #6014
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Ok so you want to see him burn cuz he sucks? I can get behind that
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:14 PM   #6015
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jelly u family is fked up grl
She's not really my aunt. She's my first cousin once removed.
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:15 PM   #6016
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So, we're all agreed then, rape is hilarious. Just be careful one of your audience isn't on the blob when you discuss it.
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:15 PM   #6017
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(just a little joke for you there )
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:15 PM   #6018
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It's 3:16. I am bed.

Last edited by biceps; 07-19-2012 at 09:16 PM. Reason: And rape is not hilarious and that joke wasnt funny :S
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:17 PM   #6019
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gizmo, you're really playing with our emotions here..make up your mind
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:18 PM   #6020
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Re: omg omg omg 134

Just in case nobody mentioned it yet, Louis CK's bit on the Daily Show about the rape joke controversy was better than anything all ya'all been saying*

*even tho I haven't read most of the comments about it here yet
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:19 PM   #6021
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I'm seriously so disapointed in the comedy level of OMGers(not nham) right now
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:24 PM   #6022
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BossSex...I just noticed the avy...is that THE ring?

yeah, I'm slow...so what?
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:25 PM   #6023
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I'm seriously so disapointed in the comedy level of OMGers(not nham) right now
I'm disappointed in this box of reduced fat Cheese Nips, but you don't see me crying about it.
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:25 PM   #6024
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atc go get leaned or w/e get hyphyed and ghost ride the whip ****in bey area jabroni
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:26 PM   #6025
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I'm disappointed in this box of reduced fat Cheese Nips, but you don't see me crying about it.
lol
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