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Old 07-19-2012, 08:03 PM   #5901
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Is it possible I just get coolered every hand I play here?
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:05 PM   #5902
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a solid 5.5 20yo just instant messaged me on okcupid what's my play?
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:08 PM   #5903
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I forgot my name. What's my name. Am I Phil Hellmuth?
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:08 PM   #5904
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a solid 5.5 20yo just instant messaged me on okcupid what's my play?
Respond back
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:11 PM   #5905
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a solid 5.5 20yo just instant messaged me on okcupid what's my play?
Take her on a 6 hour date, spend a couple hundo on her, but don't kiss or bang her.
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:16 PM   #5906
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a solid 5.5 20yo just instant messaged me on okcupid what's my play?
give her a solid penis to the vagina
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:16 PM   #5907
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Also ABFTW, you're welcome #tigazzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:16 PM   #5908
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Rolando, please don't be vulgar.
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:17 PM   #5909
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sorry. give her a solid weiner to her vajayjay
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:17 PM   #5910
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i did respond back and she said like what's up or something and then i said something and then now she's not responding anymore. she's the same height as me.
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:18 PM   #5911
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Also ABFTW, you're welcome #tigazzzzzzzzzzzzz


i was railing the game at work because i don't work at work on thursdays or fridays
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:19 PM   #5912
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I seriously am so disappointed in so many men (not LK) right now.
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:20 PM   #5913
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i did respond back and she said like what's up or something and then i said something and then now she's not responding anymore. she's the same height as me.
did you say "it puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again"?
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:21 PM   #5914
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I seriously am so disappointed in so many men (not LK) right now.
I never got a chance to disappoint you
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:21 PM   #5915
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I seriously am so disappointed in so many men (not LK) right now.
We're not all as obscene as Rolando.
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:21 PM   #5916
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whatever you do dont start crying
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:23 PM   #5917
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:24 PM   #5918
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beata?
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:24 PM   #5919
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It's part of growing up
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:25 PM   #5920
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We're not all as obscene as Rolando.
big words from a guy with a neck vagina
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:25 PM   #5921
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im drunk playing chess and im losing every game and its not fun at all
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:27 PM   #5922
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:27 PM   #5923
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checkers may be your game
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:29 PM   #5924
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We need a list
Just the male gender in general. Been reading about the Tosh.0 controversy.
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:30 PM   #5925
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Just the male gender in general. Been reading about the Tosh.0 controversy.
What controversy?
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