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Old 07-19-2012, 08:08 AM   #5426
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And this will be my lunch

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Old 07-19-2012, 08:18 AM   #5427
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that's a placenta
very tasty one imo
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:34 AM   #5428
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seriously... demon parasites are burrowing in my ear
Stick hot metal in your ear I bet they go away..or like go tot he doctor and get an antib or something
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:45 AM   #5429
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antib and nose spray. i'm on that atm
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:48 AM   #5430
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good lord I don't wanna go to work
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:57 AM   #5431
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I just wanna bang on the drums all day
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:58 AM   #5432
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I just wanna bang on the drums all day
working the same place?
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:59 AM   #5433
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:00 AM   #5434
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working the same place?
same place... different job. living off the 401k for a bit is looking better and better
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:05 AM   #5435
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same place... different job. living off the 401k for a bit is looking better and better
the finally just make you a DBA ? or Stilla Storage admin
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:11 AM   #5436
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enterprise architect is the official job title - it used to just be a solutions architect, just means I get to deal with bigger piles of **** caused by directors and VPs
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:13 AM   #5437
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The Dilbert cartoon from today is pretty spot on again
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:26 AM   #5438
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Chipa, I enjoyed your little story about your dream. Got me a little excited, if I'm being honest.
I'm sorry, hero, the girl was not Rachel.

I'm glad u enjoyed it tho

At least smbd enjoyed it, cause I didn't enjoy it at all
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:33 AM   #5439
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I'm sorry, hero, the girl was not Rachel.

I'm glad u enjoyed it tho

At least smbd enjoyed it, cause I didn't enjoy it at all
when i read this, my first thought was suck my big dick
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:34 AM   #5440
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Hey you don't have to try and convince us. If that's your thing, who are we to judge.
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:38 AM   #5441
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enterprise architect is the official job title - it used to just be a solutions architect, just means I get to deal with bigger piles of **** caused by directors and VPs
we keep fighting to get an architect job crated here because as "engineers" we have to do the troubleshooting bull**** too as well as design an implement the new stuff.
Becomes a real hassle when there are 3 projects going and you still have to help fix **** that others could.
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:40 AM   #5442
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when i read this, my first thought was suck my big dick
not sure if too much or none sex at all
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:43 AM   #5443
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we keep fighting to get an architect job crated here because as "engineers" we have to do the troubleshooting bull**** too as well as design an implement the new stuff.
Becomes a real hassle when there are 3 projects going and you still have to help fix **** that others could.
Most of my job right now involves doing the jobs of almost everyone involved on a series of cluster****ed projects. No real project plans, requirements, scope, design or testing plans.

The talk today is to see what the CIO is going to do about all this. We have whole sections of the company that are completely mismanaged and filled with bad people.
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:44 AM   #5444
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Hey you don't have to try and convince us. If that's your thing, who are we to judge.
Yeah yeah whatever
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:47 AM   #5445
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when i read this, my first thought was suck my big dick
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:50 AM   #5446
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I'm glad chippy has stuck around this year even after the hottest 4Ler contest unlike others coughmonkiicough
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:50 AM   #5447
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not sure if too much or none sex at all
i think it's been a month now
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i've never possessed any pics of that nature
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:52 AM   #5448
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Most of my job right now involves doing the jobs of almost everyone involved on a series of cluster****ed projects. No real project plans, requirements, scope, design or testing plans.

The talk today is to see what the CIO is going to do about all this. We have whole sections of the company that are completely mismanaged and filled with bad people.
Well I'm PMing 3 right now with a 4th coming up, thats fine if I didnt have to do the aforementioned rest of the daily bull****.
"Wheres yours visio's , detailed plans, SOW, etc etc" My answer "I have no time for paper work when I barley have time to keep the projects in a reasonable time frame" its just bull****.
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:53 AM   #5449
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:53 AM   #5450
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BoS, hows the computer herp?
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