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Old 07-18-2012, 09:43 PM   #5026
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Just like women are better at masturbating themselves.
Not if your middle finger is only 1.5 inches tho loooloollolol
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:43 PM   #5027
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Pick your cuticles wtf?
Yeah, like picking at the dead skin around my finger.
It gets worse, though.
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I just measured my middle finger. It's 1.5 inches.
Like in circumference, or in length?
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:43 PM   #5028
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yeah, you don't have sausage fingers
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:44 PM   #5029
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Not if your middle finger is only 1.5 inches tho loooloollolol
Only the first third of the vagina has nerve endings!
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:44 PM   #5030
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Just like women are better at masturbating themselves.
Hey now I got some skills
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:45 PM   #5031
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Hey now I got some skills
I got better skills.
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:45 PM   #5032
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I think it's cause it looks like there should be a 90 degree angle between my hand and arm, but there wasn't so my fingers look shorter or something.
There is a big stick little hands joke here.

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why would i own antifreeze in Texas?
Sorry, Coolant





Is the guy in that video an Black aryan?
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:45 PM   #5033
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Yeah, I'm thinking circumference. That would be pretty damn short.
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:46 PM   #5034
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I lied...lololol

It's 3 inches long
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:46 PM   #5035
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Bonus engagement ring!

I agree with this. Handjobs are weird.
dam girl you prob have a hard time pickin up a tennisball with one hand
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:47 PM   #5036
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I got better skills.
You don't know that
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:47 PM   #5037
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:48 PM   #5038
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My grandma says I have nice hands. (sun)
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:49 PM   #5039
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That's like one of those pics where the design gets bigger infinitely
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:49 PM   #5040
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:49 PM   #5041
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woat omg page OAT
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:49 PM   #5042
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Brickie has those long fingers. His middle finger is probably 9 inches.
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:50 PM   #5043
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:51 PM   #5044
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Omg I'm tripping out
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:53 PM   #5045
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I think gizual is having a grand time with this.
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:54 PM   #5046
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Only the first third of the vagina has nerve endings!
thank god
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:54 PM   #5047
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Lol giz I'm the same. I do that all the time
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:55 PM   #5048
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guys are definitely better at it for obvious reasons
yea but girls hands are soft and trust me you do not want my hand on your dick unless you enjoy humping rocks
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:57 PM   #5049
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How hot are the rocks?
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