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Old 07-18-2012, 09:32 PM   #5001
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i do but dont feel like going to the store

Drink Anti-Freeze then.

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Old 07-18-2012, 09:32 PM   #5002
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A lot of malls here. Only defense I have
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:33 PM   #5003
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If by drunk you mean stoned.


CHOP IT UUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:33 PM   #5004
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Did you shop in nyc
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:34 PM   #5005
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mine are pretty stubby..I'll take a pic

Bonus engagement ring!
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guys can do it so much better than me. no reason to even try
I agree with this. Handjobs are weird.
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:35 PM   #5006
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A lot of malls here. Only defense I have
One of the Malls here just fired its private security firm (rentacops) and is not paying the city to have officers onsite.

This seems like Mafia style city governance to me.
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:36 PM   #5007
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guys are definitely better at it for obvious reasons
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:36 PM   #5008
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I did little! I was kinda tired

Never knew Poker makes so much noise
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:36 PM   #5009
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This one doesn't make my hand look as disproportionate.
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:37 PM   #5010
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This one doesn't make my hand look as disproportionate.
THe other one was funny looking.
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:38 PM   #5011
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HIPSTER ALERT: This is todays viral video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRVOO...ature=youtu.be
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:38 PM   #5012
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Those are not sausage fingers, they look fine. I like that I'm in the 2p2 background too
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:39 PM   #5013
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Did you ever consider becoming a hand model, Gizmo??
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:39 PM   #5014
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THe other one was funny looking.
I think it's cause it looks like there should be a 90 degree angle between my hand and arm, but there wasn't so my fingers look shorter or something.
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:39 PM   #5015
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Those are not sausage fingers, they look fine. I like that I'm in the 2p2 background too
You'll take it as a sign pic amirite?
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:40 PM   #5016
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Drink Anti-Freeze then.
why would i own antifreeze in Texas?
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:40 PM   #5017
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guys are definitely better at it for obvious reasons
I'm sure you'd be quite proficient
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:40 PM   #5018
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Did you ever consider becoming a hand model, Gizmo??
It is not meant to be, I pick my cuticles too much. Nervous habit.
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:40 PM   #5019
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You'll take it as a sign pic amirite?
Ya, as close as ill get
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:41 PM   #5020
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Too many engaged people here !

Jk obv :sun:
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:41 PM   #5021
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Pick your cuticles wtf?
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:41 PM   #5022
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I just measured my middle finger. It's 1.5 inches.
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:42 PM   #5023
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Dont worry you will join them soon daisy
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:42 PM   #5024
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guys are definitely better at it for obvious reasons
Just like women are better at masturbating themselves.
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:42 PM   #5025
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I got excited seeing my sn in the bg too.
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