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Old 07-18-2012, 09:01 PM   #4926
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is there another way ?
Yes but I wouldn't be caught dead doing it
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:01 PM   #4927
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ive got this weird feeling that elrey and jelly are going to end up together
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:02 PM   #4928
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So mean! IM not even gonna try to quote anyone on this thing!
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:03 PM   #4929
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my date a couple weeks ago said I had large hands
how this convo went i think --

your dick is so small

no way its ur hands that are huge

also makes sense bc jelly is religious so she prob gives handjobs
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:03 PM   #4930
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my date a couple weeks ago said I had large hands
How did you take that?
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:03 PM   #4931
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Hello Sir and welcome to The Internet! Enjoi your stay greatly, and heres a little tip, you can enter words into that bar on top of your screen.
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:04 PM   #4932
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Yes but I wouldn't be caught dead doing it
I agree, I fathom it would be quite uncivilized.
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:05 PM   #4933
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and azn also another point for giving handjobs
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:06 PM   #4934
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mine are freakishly small
pics!
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how this convo went i think --

your dick is so small

no way its ur hands that are huge

also makes sense bc jelly is religious so she prob gives handjobs
i never give hand jobs
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How did you take that?
i told him to put his paws up so we could compare
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:07 PM   #4935
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:08 PM   #4936
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and azn also another point for giving handjobs
Hey its not like I enjoy giving them
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:08 PM   #4937
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what are your hobbies ?

magnets

like... playing with magnets?

just magnets
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:09 PM   #4938
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That would be the sophisticated way of handling it
yo bro
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:09 PM   #4939
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i never give hand jobs
How would you rate your head giving ability
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:09 PM   #4940
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what's up, guys?
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:10 PM   #4941
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Hey its not like I enjoy giving them
handjobs are stupid i can do that myself make those bitches sallow
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:10 PM   #4942
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Hey dangeraw/phil0pp, how's that tv show coming along?
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:10 PM   #4943
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Sup dang
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:11 PM   #4944
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Hey dangeraw/phil0pp, how's that tv show coming along?
bitches and weed be slowing me down
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:12 PM   #4945
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Hey dangeraw/phil0pp, how's that tv show coming along?
Wanna write it for us?
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:12 PM   #4946
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Sup dang
yo bro u still poor? we need cash to hire writers since its clear we arent going to do it.
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:12 PM   #4947
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Dang you seem to have changed
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:12 PM   #4948
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mine are freakishly small
Hi5, mine are too. My fingers still resemble fat little sausages, though.
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:12 PM   #4949
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I have no idea what that magnets quote is about???

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what's up, guys?
****s me, the lads are rating their ability to give handjobs os?
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Old 07-18-2012, 09:13 PM   #4950
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The brickie will do it I'm sure of it
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