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Old 07-18-2012, 05:45 PM   #4676
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and i know she lost it cuz shes a disorganized mess when i went to her office to talk about this it was covered in stacks of paper and she pulled the roll sheets out of like 6 different piles
RAGEEEEE
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It's so amazing, here's what my old apartment kitchen (no dishwasher) looked like most of the time
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I didn't give it miracle gro as often as I should have and that might be part of it.

Vodka watermelons, all of em imo. But more than likely they'll just be healthy snack foods. Would be cool to make smoothies, but I don't have a blender.
Get a ninja for, like $100. It'll make your protein shakes better too if you want to add things like frozen bananas (makes it more of a shake consistency) and greek yogurt.
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Old 07-18-2012, 05:48 PM   #4677
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i didnt know you lived in slovakia
Hah, I wish it was Slovakia.

moar like Slovenia amirite?!?
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Old 07-18-2012, 05:48 PM   #4678
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I mean it was just an intake so we didn't "work" on anything. But it was weird, I dunno. Just brings up weird emotions. Plus I don't know if I liked the woman interviewing me.
I didn't like the person doing my intake either. Lots of pressing questions. Like, um yeah, I guess I've had homicidal thoughts before. :s And they recorded it.
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Old 07-18-2012, 05:49 PM   #4679
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I know right? She's a ****. I'll be super pissed if she never emails me back, I get a crap grade on the next paper, and an A-/or B+ for the class. because it's like, I'm ****ing trying over here. Trying really hard and she's not facilitating ANY learning. I understand having to teach yourself when it comes to internet classes, but like seriously??
Internet professors are WOAT. It brings me back to a bad memory a few years ago....

I was taking a course in theory and research that I will NEVER use, but that is beside the point. 75% of the course was online and the other 25% was in person. We only met 4 times throughout the semester. Each class lasted four hours.

The last time we met, my car had decided to **** the bed the day before class. Being the dedicated student that I am, I decided to borrow my boyfriend's '70 Buick (that I barely knew how to operate). Right before arriving to school, I formed a nice audience as the car overheated. It was nice sitting in billows of smoke in the parking lot.

I still showed up on time to class and the professor never showed up. We all waited for 20 minutes and left. Silly me had to figure out how to get the car to start for 2 hours in the parking lot on a Saturday afternoon.

The professor sent an arrogant e-mail the next day. He didn't even apologize and was actually rude about his absence. He stated that he didn't need to share why he didn't show up to class and that was it.


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Y'all would make fun of it and I'm too sensitive.
Pics of sensitive bits?
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Old 07-18-2012, 05:51 PM   #4681
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I didn't like the person doing my intake either. Lots of pressing questions. Like, um yeah, I guess I've had homicidal thoughts before. :s And they recorded it.

She just... she talked a lot and like acted like I wouldn't understand what she was saying. She was nice, though. It's probably that the experience was just uncomfortable.
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Internet professors are WOAT. It brings me back to a bad memory a few years ago....

I was taking a course in theory and research that I will NEVER use, but that is beside the point. 75% of the course was online and the other 25% was in person. We only met 4 times throughout the semester. Each class lasted four hours.

The last time we met, my car **** the bed the day before class. Being the dedicated student that I am, I decided to borrow my boyfriend's '70 Buick (that I barely knew how to operate). Right before arriving to school, I formed a nice audience as the car overheated. It was nice sitting in billows of smoke in the parking lot.

I still showed up on time to class and the professor never showed up. We all waited for 20 minutes and left. Silly me had to figure out how to get the car to start for 2 hours in the parking lot.

The professor sent an arrogant e-mail the next day. He didn't even apologize and was actually rude about his absence. He stated that he didn't need to share why he didn't show up to class and that was it.

RAGGGGGEEEEEEE
****er was probably recovering from a coke binge.
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Old 07-18-2012, 05:52 PM   #4682
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Old 07-18-2012, 05:53 PM   #4683
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fredd, that oven is filthy
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Old 07-18-2012, 05:53 PM   #4684
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I just bought the winning powerball ticket for tonight :brad:
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Old 07-18-2012, 05:53 PM   #4685
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fredd, that oven is filthy
Thank you
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Lots of to long posts itt.
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Old 07-18-2012, 05:55 PM   #4688
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fredd, that oven is filthy
*stove top
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Old 07-18-2012, 05:55 PM   #4689
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I have to go back to work tomorrow - I am not enthusiastic
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What happened to the girl that made that mess?
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Old 07-18-2012, 05:55 PM   #4691
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Lots of to long posts itt.
tl;dr
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Old 07-18-2012, 05:56 PM   #4692
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I figured he was probably just hungover. The guy was a 50 year old hipster from Cali, prob what cookie will be like in 20 years.
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Old 07-18-2012, 05:57 PM   #4693
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I figured he was probably just hungover. The guy was a 50 year old hipster from Cali, prob what cookie will be like in 20 years.
ATC is 30?
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Old 07-18-2012, 05:58 PM   #4694
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*muffin top
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What happened to the girl that made that mess?
Nothing, I done told the ***** twice!

Oh, you didn't ask about her black eyes.
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I figured he was probably just hungover. The guy was a 50 year old hipster from Cali, prob what cookie will be like in 20 years.
This is a more appropriate length of post, but by now I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Old 07-18-2012, 05:58 PM   #4697
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he's either 29 or 30
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What's wrong with 30?
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Old 07-18-2012, 06:00 PM   #4699
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atc is like 24 beff
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Old 07-18-2012, 06:00 PM   #4700
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30 is the new 15
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