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Old 07-17-2012, 10:56 PM   #4126
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Old 07-17-2012, 10:59 PM   #4127
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:00 PM   #4128
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investigating crimes at work, someone stole a half of a corned beef sandwich and i am not going to rest until i figure out who the bandit is
It's so weird, people at my work are naming sandwiches. Today I ate.a club sandwich named Tom.

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some girls hit on me while i was running earlier
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I hope you stopped and slipped them your digits, nham
How many digits should I slip them?
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:00 PM   #4129
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:02 PM   #4130
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R.I.P. Leroi
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:03 PM   #4131
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on the one hand **** the knicks but on the other hand it was fun having the asian on a team that plays where asians actually live
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:03 PM   #4132
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:07 PM   #4133
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i dont get it. what is going on
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:07 PM   #4134
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respectable, but how do you know that they were underaged?
if you've been to enough clubs in a place where legal age of drinking is 18 you learn to know
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:09 PM   #4135
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:10 PM   #4136
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I hope you were correct in your judgement and didn't let a good thing pass you by.
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:12 PM   #4137
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I'm not even gonna try to explain the logic behind this.

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Old 07-17-2012, 11:12 PM   #4138
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i was gonna be like "sry ladies gotta be this tall to ride" but alas i thought of it like 15 seconds after i had passed
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:15 PM   #4139
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Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:16 PM   #4140
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if you've been to enough clubs in a place where legal age of drinking is 18 you learn to know
Normal 18 year old girls don't make poor enough decisions on their own, it's about time someone decided to give them booze.
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:17 PM   #4141
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My overall alcohol consumption started to go down when I was 18.

Peaked early I guess.

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Old 07-17-2012, 11:18 PM   #4142
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Isn't anyone going to ****ing tell me how many digits to use
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:25 PM   #4143
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dats da motto yolo
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:25 PM   #4144
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This is me, workin' it.
Dat pale skin!
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Seriously BoSox, why don't you dump that boyfriend and come move in with me instead. My mum works in the local primary school, she'll get you a teaching place no problem.
Do this, he lives in Ireland!

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crooked teeth are cute tho imo .. i dunno im weird
Lk always says he likes my crooked smile. I dislike it.
Beth, one day I'll get my teef fixed too.
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:26 PM   #4145
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ALMOST DROWNED IN DA PUSSY
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:27 PM   #4146
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:31 PM   #4147
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Isn't anyone going to ****ing tell me how many digits to use
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:36 PM   #4148
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get out of here commie
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:36 PM   #4149
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Old 07-17-2012, 11:38 PM   #4150
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Isn't anyone going to ****ing tell me how many digits to use
You seem intelligent enough...10 digits, damnit

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Dat pale skin!

Do this, he lives in Ireland!


Lk always says he likes my crooked smile. I dislike it.
Beth, one day I'll get my teef fixed too.
Same here...my top teeth aren't crooked like my bottom teef, but I have an annoying overbite

We can get 'em fixed when we are rich bitches.
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