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Old 07-17-2012, 05:39 PM   #3801
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aiott, I think you're gonna have to be smoother if you want to get MsB involved in your reverse-Oreo fantasies.
That's as smooth as I get, you sexy cumdumpster.
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Old 07-17-2012, 05:40 PM   #3802
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$25 split 3 ways ... it's practically be free!!!!
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Old 07-17-2012, 05:40 PM   #3803
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This is the prompt for my next essay. Urgh. Anyone have any great songs they think I could use?
Depends. WTF is Nickel and Dimed or Working ?

Given no extra information, this is the best I got:

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Old 07-17-2012, 05:41 PM   #3804
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I just got a phone call from my school saying I'm failing a class and haven't been attending. Never mind I was in that class when I was called and have passed both tests so far with an 85 or higher. #wildcard
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Old 07-17-2012, 05:41 PM   #3805
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aiott, I think you're gonna have to be smoother if you want to get MsB involved in your reverse-Oreo fantasies.
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Old 07-17-2012, 05:43 PM   #3806
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Didn't do wat? Insinuate that those tactics wouldn't work against a lady of your stature? Yes I did.
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Old 07-17-2012, 05:45 PM   #3807
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I just got a phone call from my school saying I'm failing a class and haven't been attending.
I have had this nightmare before.
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Old 07-17-2012, 05:45 PM   #3808
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Depends. WTF is Nickel and Dimed or Working ?

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Nickel and Dimed is about a woman who went out and got a job at minimum wage to see if people could live on $5.25/hour or whatever.
Working is a collection of interviews from people in the working class during the 70s.

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I just got a phone call from my school saying I'm failing a class and haven't been attending. Never mind I was in that class when I was called and have passed both tests so far with an 85 or higher. #wildcard
What'd they say when you were like, "uh??"
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Old 07-17-2012, 05:45 PM   #3809
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I think they feel like I'd cramp their style when they wanna bring back all the hot bitches to the $25 hotel.
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Old 07-17-2012, 05:45 PM   #3810
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Seriously tho Gizual, if you have a way to contact Mayo I'm pretty sure he'd write it for you free just to give him an excuse to talk about Bruce.
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Old 07-17-2012, 05:46 PM   #3811
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I think they feel like I'd cramp their style when they wanna bring back all the hot bitches to the $25 hotel.
LoL @ either of us having any shot with any hot bitches .... apart from you ]
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Old 07-17-2012, 05:47 PM   #3812
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Oh, there'd be some cramps alright!
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Old 07-17-2012, 05:49 PM   #3813
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Seriously tho Gizual, if you have a way to contact Mayo I'm pretty sure he'd write it for you free just to give him an excuse to talk about Bruce.
I've tried talking to mayo on FB, but have thus far been ignored
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Old 07-17-2012, 05:51 PM   #3814
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What'd they say when you were like, "uh??"
I lolled and said I'll come meet with you once the class is over we just took a test I think I did very well on. The lady was confused.
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Old 07-17-2012, 05:52 PM   #3815
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This is the prompt for my next essay. Urgh. Anyone have any great songs they think I could use?
Allow me.



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Old 07-17-2012, 05:53 PM   #3816
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Panda will pass out face first into a pizza, and Eric will cling to random white people for comfort and familiarity. I'll be just fine.
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Old 07-17-2012, 05:54 PM   #3817
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I've tried talking to mayo on FB, but have thus far been ignored


Here in Youngstown
Here in Youngstown
My sweet Jenny, I'm sinkin' down
Here darlin' in Youngstown

Well my daddy worked the furnaces
Kept 'em hotter than hell
I come home from 'Nam worked my way to scarfer
A job that'd suit the devil as well
Taconite coke and limestone
Fed my children and make my pay
Them smokestacks reachin' like the arms of God
Into a beautiful sky of soot and clay
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Old 07-17-2012, 05:55 PM   #3819
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Panda will pass out face first into a pizza, and Eric will cling to random white people for comfort and familiarity. I'll be just fine.
wangzzzzzzzzzzz tho
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Old 07-17-2012, 05:57 PM   #3820
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BoSoxBK, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Old 07-17-2012, 05:57 PM   #3821
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omg I just realized I am really mean to BoSoxBeff
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Old 07-17-2012, 05:58 PM   #3822
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She digs it a little
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Old 07-17-2012, 05:58 PM   #3823
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hola putos
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Old 07-17-2012, 06:00 PM   #3824
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can't forget "She Works Hard For The Money" by Donna Summer.
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Old 07-17-2012, 06:01 PM   #3825
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can't forget "She Works Hard For The Money" by Donna Summer.
She also deserves it
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