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07-23-2012 , 09:14 AM

#8276

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

go to work mutant

07-23-2012 , 09:16 AM

#8277

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

go to work mutant

but I don't wanna

I put in my 2 weeks notice late last week. These last two weeks are going to suck ass.

07-23-2012 , 09:16 AM

#8278

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

every alarm clock or alarm in general these days seems to be the iphone alarm sound

No wonder people get up all angry and ****ed up.

07-23-2012 , 09:18 AM

#8279

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

I have a dream
I have a dream
I have a dream
I have a dream.

I had a dream and remembered part of it too. Not going to post it though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

I put in my 2 weeks notice late last week. These last two weeks are going to suck ass.

I think you might be doing something wrong in the process. The last two weeks are supposed to be a breeze.

07-23-2012 , 09:19 AM

#8280

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

seriously, its like in every movie and commercial it seems. like the Wilhelm scream (public domain I guess?)

07-23-2012 , 09:19 AM

#8281

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

but I don't wanna

I put in my 2 weeks notice late last week. These last two weeks are going to suck ass.

you can still change your mind, are you gonna go play poker os? is that why you keep asking for venues?

i have 3 weeks holiday left till i go back. looking forward to a few late nights during the olympics

07-23-2012 , 09:22 AM

#8282

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

I think you might be doing something wrong in the process. The last two weeks are supposed to be a breeze.

It should be... but nothing about this place is normal. It will be a mix of panicked efforts to learn everything from me that they should have years ago and people wondering why I am leaving such a lovely place.

07-23-2012 , 09:23 AM

#8283

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I am going to take a few months off and just go have some fun. Pretty much no way I could ever just play poker for a living. I don't have the discipline or self control for that.

07-23-2012 , 09:24 AM

#8284

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

So what happens after a few months?

07-23-2012 , 09:26 AM

#8285

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

So what happens after a few months?

hell if I know

07-23-2012 , 09:27 AM

#8286

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

lol you're crazy

good luck tho

07-23-2012 , 09:28 AM

#8287

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

So very sleepy

07-23-2012 , 09:31 AM

#8288

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

lol you're crazy

good luck tho

sometime during my few months off I will either start my own company, get another job or something.

I have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.

07-23-2012 , 09:32 AM

#8289

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

did u know that one of the reasons for premature ejaculation is males mastering tne masturbation technique.

07-23-2012 , 09:34 AM

#8290

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

About to get a pap smear

07-23-2012 , 09:35 AM

#8291

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

sometime during my few months off I will either start my own company, get another job or something.

I have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.

or you could just go full degen

Quote:

Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

So very sleepy

go to bed jelly

Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

did u know that one of the reasons for premature ejaculation is males mastering tne masturbation technique.

i must be doing it wrong

Last edited by pelicanpoker; 07-23-2012 at 09:36 AM. Reason: tmi jelly

07-23-2012 , 09:38 AM

#8292

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

07-23-2012 , 09:42 AM

#8293

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

About to get a pap smear

good luck

07-23-2012 , 09:42 AM

#8294

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

or you could just go full degen

Hi... my name is mutant, nice to meet you

07-23-2012 , 09:44 AM

#8295

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

07-23-2012 , 09:46 AM

#8296

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

"turn around before I punch you in the face" - a young mother to her (5? y/o) child

07-23-2012 , 09:46 AM

#8297

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

"turn around before I punch you in the face" - a young mother to her (5? y/o) child

she probably said it with love though

07-23-2012 , 09:48 AM

#8298

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

crap... guess I need to take a shower and go to work

07-23-2012 , 09:49 AM

#8299

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

"dang girl, now go throw this in the trash"
She just told her little girl to go to the bathroom by herself. Kid doesn't even know where it is (way down the hall). Mom is singing Drake now