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07-20-2012 , 12:25 AM

#6301

chipa

Hottest 4Lifer x2

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 888

Hello, omg.

Where are all your " how many pussies have you licked tonight, chipa" jokes?!

Btw, I was watching lots of dog porn in my dreams tonight

Boss, tell me please what does seeing the dogs ****ing in the dream mean? Especially big female dogs ****ing small male dogs?

07-20-2012 , 12:25 AM

#6302

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

It's interesting because OP had a stroke at 15

I'm so conflicted in how I feel about OP

07-20-2012 , 12:25 AM

#6303

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

**** MY LIFE IM A ONE TRICK PONY I GUESS IM OUTTA HERE FOREVER I SUCK

Twitty Screenname

Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by elrey

you could do better

Dubious.

07-20-2012 , 12:26 AM

#6304

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,534

Quote:

Originally Posted by New Kid

The hardest people to convince are the ones who had a bad ex gf/wife and therefore ALL WOMEN EVERYWHERE ARE SUCCUBI! Though I guess I'm being equally judgmental by guessing that's what's going on before even reading it...

instead of whores im going to use succubi now

07-20-2012 , 12:26 AM

#6305

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

Chipa, it means you need to start a close friendship with LirvA

07-20-2012 , 12:26 AM

#6306

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

Oh my dear Jesus you lost ur mind giz

07-20-2012 , 12:26 AM

#6307

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

imagine how hot he'll look once he sprays his scalp black

I got my hair did since October of last year.

Spoiler:

Last edited by fredd-bird; 07-20-2012 at 12:29 AM. Reason: i'm really beataing it up tonight :p

07-20-2012 , 12:26 AM

#6308

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by elrey

instead of whores im going to use succubi now

Ryan used to call me a harpy.

07-20-2012 , 12:27 AM

#6309

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by phil0pp

Oh my dear Jesus you lost ur mind giz

What'd I do now?

07-20-2012 , 12:29 AM

#6310

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

I'm so conflicted in how I feel about OP

I just think it's interesting. That is all

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

I got my hair did since October of last year.

Spoiler:

Oh that's nice. very nice

07-20-2012 , 12:29 AM

#6311

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

I think aiott is calling me not tasteful. **** you then

07-20-2012 , 12:29 AM

#6312

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

aiott, zappos has goat return policy so get them. they look alright but i promise they're gonna be uncomfortable as ****e so you might need a size bigger so u can get some inserts.

07-20-2012 , 12:30 AM

#6313

BoSoxBK

Best 4L Pet Owner '12

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,357

bald is goat

07-20-2012 , 12:30 AM

#6314

xbeatax

bee-ah-tuh

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,302

buzzed hair (in love)

07-20-2012 , 12:31 AM

#6315

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

What'd I do now?

I just read dat thread. Lot of words arguing with someone who will never change his stance because his ego,"masculinity" and lack of intelligence won't allow him to

07-20-2012 , 12:31 AM

#6316

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by phil0pp

Do you have a wedding or court date to attend soon?

No, but by the time I try to dress myself for something like that its too late to buy a pair.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoSoxBK

aiott, I think those shoes are sharp!

Quote:

Originally Posted by chipa

Hello, omg.

Where are all your " how many pussies have you licked tonight, chipa" jokes?!

Btw, I was watching lots of dog porn in my dreams tonight

Boss, tell me please what does seeing the dogs ****ing in the dream mean? Especially big female dogs ****ing small male dogs?

I had a dream about going down on a chick last night while her friend watched, I blame it on your dream.

07-20-2012 , 12:32 AM

#6317

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

Yeah, but it made me feel a lot better to argue with him by reaffirming my intelligence and having him confirm my already held beliefs (that most men kind of suck and come from a place of total privileged)

07-20-2012 , 12:33 AM

#6318

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbeatax

damn you def look like 5'5 in vids fwiw.

Weird, I'm no dazzle.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

aiott, zappos has goat return policy so get them. they look alright but i promise they're gonna be uncomfortable as ****e so you might need a size bigger so u can get some inserts.

then you can tell ladies your shoes are a size bigger, might give you some street cred.

07-20-2012 , 12:33 AM

#6319

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

Quote:

Originally Posted by chipa

Hello, omg.

Where are all your " how many pussies have you licked tonight, chipa" jokes?!

Btw, I was watching lots of dog porn in my dreams tonight

Boss, tell me please what does seeing the dogs ****ing in the dream mean? Especially big female dogs ****ing small male dogs?

50 shades of grey

Spoiler:

07-20-2012 , 12:33 AM

#6320

BoSoxBK

Best 4L Pet Owner '12

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,357

Quote:

Originally Posted by chipa

Hello, omg.

Where are all your " how many pussies have you licked tonight, chipa" jokes?!

Btw, I was watching lots of dog porn in my dreams tonight

Boss, tell me please what does seeing the dogs ****ing in the dream mean? Especially big female dogs ****ing small male dogs?

are you in a relationship? specifically a sexual one? if so, are you happy? do you feel threatened or betrayed by this person? sometimes animals can represent our psyche in our dream and it is easier to face truths this way.

07-20-2012 , 12:33 AM

#6321

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Just came back from my kids sports day

She came first in the under 9s 100m :flex: then decided to run in the under 10s 100m. She came first again but was given a 3rd place ribbon cos it wasnt fair that she was faster than the bigger girls and none of them have a 1st place ribbon to take home. what a load of bs!