Cool story bro. Who said anything about biking in the street tho?

They do wear shirts imo

ur'allz brains are bad mmkay?

Does the bike at the gym even count as exercise?

At least street bikers face some obstacles.

I've not heard of any of these people.

If we're going to pretend your walking was exercise, I guess this qualifies.

Bad drivers and idiots who "crop dust" bikers are pretty ******ed "obstacles". Instant death isn't the way I want to go out. Also, then you have to wear a ***** helmet.

It's against the rules to have a your twitter sn in your location.

on the bright side, i'll think of Beth now, everytime someone blows by me

You're so stupid that I can't even respond to this.

They deserved it. I'm sure you respect the rules of the road, so it would never happen to you.

my dad used to keep spark plugs in his pockets to hurl at people that ****ed with him on his bike.

You're so stupid that you responded to it when you said you wouldn't.

actually, the most annoying thing when i am riding on the road is people that hover behind me, afraid to pass until there is a really long straightaway with absolutely no visible opposing traffic

No complaints from me.

Only outside.

I'm sure you could get creative with a 4L thread for staking

Oops. Rules. "Marketplace" thread.

well, besides a headwind, that is probably worse

I am pretty sure I would die if I lived in vegas full time. Its sketchy enough just going there for a few days at a time.

Bikers around here will literally ride in the middle of the street and cross wherever they feel like. There is nothing more frustrating than this and it pisses me off.

i keep large, valuable gold coins to throw at ****e drivers

I'm sure your mature responses motivate them to share the road

They chip-seal all of the roads out here, so i pretty much ride on what would be the right tire track of a vehicle, cause otherwise the whole ride is rather bumpy. When I sense a vehicle behind me and see opposing traffic, i move over as much as possible. This is why it's really annoying when a vehicle stays behind me for extended periods, despite me giving them room enough to pass me within the lane. This is in the country, though. In the city, I pretty much take my chances and do whatever I feel like, and will be the first to admit if it wasn't the vehicles fault if I get hit. Just got to be aware, and ready on the brakes, nbd. It's actually a lot easier to navigate when people drive normally, when people compensate too much because I am there is when it gets tough to figure out what is going to happen.

also ive found that 99.99999999999% of drivers slam on their breaks to come to normal stops, dont use their blinkers, and dont look both ways or even in front of them really while driving

If any of you lived in the city, you would probably understand.

*brakes

I'm going to try using baby shampoo for my hair. I hope it works cause I'm fkn tired of the adult shampoos filled with chemical ****.