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So you guys would've been proud of me on the condom front last night. No one in my group had any (lol nerds) so I ended up walking up to random drunk Italians trying to bum one. I was helped by the fact that apparently the Italian word for "condom" is "condom," and drunk Italians are really eager to help other people have sex. It's about the only good thing about them, really.

I rawdogged a girl in her pooper last night and didn't ask any nerds for a condom or anything, but they can't get pregnant when you put it in their butt so I really didn't need one anyways.

07-01-2012 , 11:33 PM

#1253

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07-01-2012 , 11:33 PM

#1254

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by notelton

not skanky enough if 1 in 3 women get raped in the military.

You'd fit right in in the Politards forum.

07-01-2012 , 11:33 PM

#1255

Gizmo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by notelton

not skanky enough if 1 in 3 women get raped in the military.

The is a horrible statistic. Also horrible is the statistic that 1 in 6 women (IN GENERAL) are sexually assaulted.

Last edited by Gizmo; 07-01-2012 at 11:34 PM. Reason: also, they were all asking for it.

07-01-2012 , 11:34 PM

#1256

gregorio

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Mayo, that's some pretty solid grammar skills you got there for someone getting an Associates Degree in Applied Science through the Community College of the Air Force.

Last edited by gregorio; 07-01-2012 at 11:34 PM. Reason: also congrats on sex and punching someone in the face in the same weekend

07-01-2012 , 11:34 PM

#1257

Mayo

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I've reported some posts in this thread. THAT'S RIGHT I DID IT.

07-01-2012 , 11:34 PM

#1258

pelicanpoker

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looking good jelly

07-01-2012 , 11:34 PM

#1259

Voe

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Quote:

Originally Posted by k0derkid

I actually have one in my car, and I've already made that distasteful joke to the few people who know about the situation.

Good lad.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

Do you guys get phantom pain or a clenching reaction when you see or hear of another guy a savage injury to the testicles? I don't know if you do, but I have an unpleasant sensation when people joke like that about hangers in lady parts. Makes me feel sick.

Sorry

07-01-2012 , 11:35 PM

#1260

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Mayo, that's some pretty solid grammar skills you got there for someone getting an Associates Degree in Applied Science through the Community College of the Air Force.

I don't have that degree YET.

The CCAF is accredited and everything! I don't get it, either, but there it is.

07-01-2012 , 11:35 PM

#1261

notelton

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

You'd fit right in in the Politards forum.

i get my fair share of irrational people in omg.

07-01-2012 , 11:36 PM

#1262

Gizmo

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God I hate so many people itt right now.

Last edited by Gizmo; 07-01-2012 at 11:36 PM. Reason: not you guys, you guys are good. It's the other guys.

07-01-2012 , 11:36 PM

#1263

jellykingturbo2000

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

I feel like that puppy should get it's shots before it's owner leads it to its death. Also, heart worm and flea prevention.

why do you have to be such a hater giz? i do have a bs in biology. it would be nice if you'd quit treating me like an idiot. i'm not the one who's misinformed.

07-01-2012 , 11:36 PM

#1264

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

I've reported some posts in this thread. THAT'S RIGHT I DID IT.

Name and shame them.

07-01-2012 , 11:37 PM

#1265

Minor Threat

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free olderbaby

07-01-2012 , 11:37 PM

#1266

MsBlueberry

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

God I hate so many people itt right now.

Don't hate, educate.

That said, I hear ya.

07-01-2012 , 11:38 PM

#1267

Gizmo

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Did you know that parvo can exist in the soil for 6 years? Our vet recently had a dog, 6 years old, die from an infection from it. The dog was an inside dog that wasn't around a lot of other dogs. Still died.

Last edited by Gizmo; 07-01-2012 at 11:38 PM. Reason: Could have been prevented.

07-01-2012 , 11:38 PM

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Voe

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Was a bad idea opening my bedroom window half an hour with the light on. ****ing insects.

07-01-2012 , 11:38 PM

#1269

notelton

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cant really expect people outside of liberal arts to be experts in grammar.

07-01-2012 , 11:39 PM

#1270

Voe

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Free OMGZim.

07-01-2012 , 11:40 PM

#1271

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by notelton

cant really expect people outside of liberal arts to be experts in grammar.

<---

This guy.

07-01-2012 , 11:40 PM

#1272

k0derkid

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Independence Day is really the only holiday we have that I can understand celebrating.

07-01-2012 , 11:41 PM

#1273

MsBlueberry

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Voe

Was a bad idea opening my bedroom window half an hour with the light on. ****ing insects.

It's because you're so sweet!

Ok, gonna break from omg for a lil. Not a lovely vibe right now. TTYL!!!

07-01-2012 , 11:43 PM

#1274

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by k0derkid

Independence Day is really the only holiday we have that I can understand celebrating.

President's Day is a good one, if only because it annoys LirvA. MLK Day annoys racists, Memorial Day annoys... I guess LirvA again. Christmas annoys those annoying vocal atheists, and Easter annoys Jews.

What's not to like?