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06-08-2012 , 10:48 PM
06-08-2012 , 10:49 PM
Wisen up, come election day we'll see who is banned in the USA!
06-08-2012 , 10:52 PM
2 Live Crew lecturing me on the Constitution.
06-08-2012 , 10:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by leprous_hand
i want some
06-08-2012 , 10:54 PM
Whose down with OPP?
06-08-2012 , 10:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by :cake:
i want some
AMMM NOM NOM NOM NOM
06-08-2012 , 11:01 PM
Informer you no say daddy me Snow me I'll go blame
A licky boom, boom down
Detective mon said daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky boom, boom down
06-08-2012 , 11:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gibby_73
Whose down with OPP?
Depends.
06-08-2012 , 11:06 PM
"I wouldn't lie to ya, I want you to get ready to on
'Cause I got some more nasty ass **** to talk tonight"
I met this little girlie, she said her name was Shirley
Went to her house, pulled down her pants her pussy hairs was curly
She asked me was I nervous, I said you must deserve this
'Cause this dick in my pants is all yours and it's at your service
She rubbed on my penis, I mean you should have seen this
'Cause then she put my dick in her mouth and sucked it like a genius
My legs started shakin', my back started achin'
The way she rolled my dick I thought my dick was breakin'
I flipped her over and ****ed her like Rover
But just before I bust my nut her man pulls up in a Nova
I caught my nut, you know what's up, so now I gotta go
Her man came in the front door and I'm out the back window
sayin'



I met this little girlie
Not like your man I'm just a freak
I met this other skeeza, her name was Lisa
The girl's pussy piping hot just like pizza
I ****ed her in my automobile, the bitch was really sick
'Cause after I bust my nut she started lickin' on my dick
She started playin' with her clit and started lickin' on her fingers
She stuck my balls in her mouth start hummin' like a singer
Then she jumped on my dick, rode it like a roller coaster
Actin' like a tramp, but I guess she's supposed ta
I dropped her off at home and kept her panties for some proof
I didn't kiss the ho 'cause she had dick hairs on her tooth
I said



I met somebody moma, she pinched me on her booty
She looked at me said chickadee, damn a young cutie
I'm thinkin' to myself this ho must be too hot to handle
The next thing I know, I'm at her house drinkin' Jack Daniels
She put her hands in my hair told me to close my eyes
And when I opened 'em I was neckin' up in them creamy thighs
Well after I bust my nut I said I'm sorry I gotta go
She dropped to her knees and said please stay please
Damn it's a hit and run ho
Well this concludes my story, so I'll see you next time
When Esham's on the mic, funky fresh with a sex rhyme
sayin'

I met this little girlie
I met somebody's moma
I met this little girlie
Only in the day in the life of me
I met this little girlie
Can you believe all this **** happened in the same day?
I met this little girlie
Nah, **** it, break that **** down
Ok baby, come here, I'm gonna do you
I'm gonna do you how you wanna be done baby
First lemme get my condom back open
All right baby
06-08-2012 , 11:10 PM
06-08-2012 , 11:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by :cake:
YOURE SIGNED IN TO THE WRONG GIMMICK ABORT ABORT
06-08-2012 , 11:12 PM
oh man when we get democracy i am gonna vote for weird ****
06-08-2012 , 11:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gibby_73
2 Live Crew lecturing me on the Constitution.

reported
06-08-2012 , 11:13 PM
Quote:
This probably requires a healthy amount of paranoia. You might conceive of every board meeting as a trial. At best, the board is jury (though probably not of your peers). At worst, it is a mob and is looking to make you the sacrificial victim. Your job as founder is to survive the trial. You must make sure that you do not get executed. The boardroom is not the only place where things can go wrong, of course. But it is typically where things go wrong internally, and most fatal wounds come from internal, not external conflict.

Even something as seemingly innocuous as holding the title of CEO may actually be quite dangerous. Maybe you can figure out ways to minimize it. Augustus never said he was king. It was dangerous to be a king after Brutus killed Caesar. So Augustus was just the “first among equals.” Whether that equality was anything more than pure fiction, of course, is very questionable.

In October of 2000, things were pretty crazy at PayPal. The burn rate was $10 million/month. There were about 4.5 months of runway left. When I returned as CEO, it wasn’t all of a sudden. I was the Chairman and came back as the interim CEO. We went through a 6-7 month process of trying to find a permanent one. The one decent candidate that we found sort of didn’t work out. Things were going well, so the board agreed to have me be CEO. But the company was about to go public, so the board insisted that there be a Chief Operating Officer (COO) too. COO, of course, is code for the #1 replacement candidate for CEO—it’s like the Vice President in U.S. politics, only more adversarial. I was able to convince the board to make David Sacks COO, which was probably a good, safe move since David was perceived to be crazier than I was. Thinking carefully about these things can lead to powerful insurance policies against getting deposed or executed at trials board meetings.
06-08-2012 , 11:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by leprous_hand
oh man when we get democracy i am gonna vote for weird ****
word!
06-08-2012 , 11:20 PM
what type of videos would you guys like to be spammed with tonight?
06-08-2012 , 11:24 PM
they might be giants

Last edited by jmitchell42; 06-08-2012 at 11:25 PM. Reason: and TED
06-08-2012 , 11:26 PM
A lapdance is better when the stripper is crying
06-08-2012 , 11:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thedinergetsby
what type of videos would you guys like to be spammed with tonight?
Justin Bieber
06-08-2012 , 11:27 PM
i'm not very good at either of those
06-08-2012 , 11:29 PM
06-08-2012 , 11:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by leprous_hand
http://www.kimberamerica.com/1911/cu...p/ultra-rcp-ii


you would not believe how light that is
06-08-2012 , 11:30 PM
I have to admit it was even more of a turn on when I found out she was doing me to buy baby formula
06-08-2012 , 11:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jmitchell42
and TED


      
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