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I was approached once to do a job. Of course, I don't do that, but I played along in order to infiltrate their cell. The intel I gathered led to the arrest and conviction of 24 people, and I've been told helped to uncover the whereabouts of one Osama Bin Laden.

06-19-2012 , 02:03 PM

#9877

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

Everyone loves a story.

stopped here, that's already assuming too much imo

06-19-2012 , 02:05 PM

#9878

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

That bogan dancing video should really be made into a didn't read lol gif.

06-19-2012 , 02:07 PM

#9879

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

seriously, I need a poem or a play about the working class to write a ****ing paper about. God dammit.

06-19-2012 , 02:07 PM

#9880

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

i have a bunch of pics of her on an old cell ]

but probably none of him

itd pry be easy if i facebooked and i pry would've known much sooner :s

vut **** FACEBOOK #LUDDITE4LYFE

A) Do you bang anyone under say 27?
B) If so how do you manage to do that without facebook?
C) Do you have any idea how to get videos from a Motorola Razr onto a comp?

06-19-2012 , 02:08 PM

#9881

chipa

Hottest 4Lifer x2

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 888

So it took me the whole day to get ready and finally leave the house at 4pm to go to the mall for shoppings.. But guess what? As soon as I entered the mall I met my former classmate that I haven't seen for about 6 years. Well, actually he met me, cause I never notice people. So he talked me into going to the bar and we actually spent there the whole evening talking and drinking cherry beer. When we left the bar it was an hour before the mall closing, and if I wasn't drunk I would never manage to buy pants and beach dress just in one hour. I hope I won't regret about buying those things when I'm sober :/

06-19-2012 , 02:08 PM

#9882

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

That bogan dancing video should really be made into a didn't read lol gif.

link?

06-19-2012 , 02:08 PM

#9883

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

seriously, I need a poem or a play about the working class to write a ****ing paper about. God dammit.

06-19-2012 , 02:09 PM

#9884

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

seriously, I need a poem or a play about the working class to write a ****ing paper about. God dammit.

http://www.bellabooks.com/9781935053019-prod.html

06-19-2012 , 02:09 PM

#9885

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

A) Do you bang anyone under say 27?
B) If so how do you manage to do that without facebook?
C) Do you have any idea how to get videos from a Motorola Razr onto a comp?

yes
bitches love this
yes, plug in usb cord, profit

06-19-2012 , 02:10 PM

#9886

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by chipa

This story did not end how I hoped thought it would.

06-19-2012 , 02:10 PM

#9887

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

I've never uploaded a video to my comp from my razr tho. have you got one dear chap?

06-19-2012 , 02:10 PM

#9888

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

yes
bitches love this
yes, plug in usb cord, profit

dubious
dubious
dubious ... I MEAN DON'T YOU THINK I'VE TRIED THAT

06-19-2012 , 02:11 PM

#9889

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

Chipa getting her lush on.

06-19-2012 , 02:13 PM

#9890

Cola

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 13,478

I'm convinced chipa was sent by the devil to destroy me.

06-19-2012 , 02:13 PM

#9891

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

((((((((((((chipa))))))))))))

06-19-2012 , 02:14 PM

#9892

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

This story did not end how I hoped thought it would.

I've already seen the story of how he banged her. well, didnt happen i suppose.

06-19-2012 , 02:15 PM

#9893

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

show us ur bewbs

06-19-2012 , 02:16 PM

#9894

chipa

Hottest 4Lifer x2

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 888

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan Beal

I'm convinced chipa was sent by the devil to destroy me.

You are not the only one in my list

06-19-2012 , 02:16 PM

#9895

BoSoxBK

Best 4L Pet Owner '12

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,357

Death of a Salesman

06-19-2012 , 02:17 PM

#9896

chipa

Hottest 4Lifer x2

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 888

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

((((((((((((chipa))))))))))))

(((((Abeeee)))))

06-19-2012 , 02:17 PM

#9897

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

Quote:

Originally Posted by chipa

(sun)

might want to wait to try them on again until a couple days later, imo

i often have felt a sense of regret after gettin drunk, even when I pieced the entire thing back together and realized I hadn't actually done anything asinine