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06-08-2012 , 04:41 PM

#926

nham

34oz

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

If you knew anything about me, you'd know what I consider the GOAT music video.

06-08-2012 , 04:42 PM

#927

-Insert Witty SN-

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

Mayo, not for nothing, but if you're trying to say that 2000 is always 2 pounds, then you can understand why I said that 3500 calories ='s 1 pound. I get that you were talking about meat being a certain amount of calories per pound (this varies between types of meat and even cuts of meat within specific animals), but the way you set it up, that is not what it appeared you were talking about.
2000 calories, though, is not always a certain weight given different make ups of food, though I'm sure you know this.

wearing thsi right now, akshually

thats weird i cant c ur boobs

06-08-2012 , 04:42 PM

#928

nham

34oz

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

wearing thsi right now, akshually

THATS FUNNY CUZ I CAN'T EVEN SEE YOUR ARMS OR NECK OR HEAD HOW CAN YOU BE WEARING IT

ALSO KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A FUNNY NAME FOR LK'S PENIS?

Spoiler:

06-08-2012 , 04:43 PM

#929

Gizmo

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that's the name for my vagina.

06-08-2012 , 04:43 PM

#930

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

So close!!!

Don't ya think that ya need somebody? Don't ya think that ya need someone?

06-08-2012 , 04:43 PM

#931

nham

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mayo i know we don't say this often enough, but thank you for your service

06-08-2012 , 04:44 PM

#932

Gizmo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Don't ya think that ya need somebody? Don't ya think that ya need someone?

Then your response to my post doesn't really make much sense.

06-08-2012 , 04:45 PM

#933

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

that's the name for my vagina.

Don't you dare tell me what I should be calling LK's penis. I'm a grown-ass man.

06-08-2012 , 04:45 PM

#934

New Kid

adept

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 750

Quote:

Originally Posted by j2sooted

how often will ur parents and friends come visit you?

He's going to the island to visit his parents loloolllolooolol

06-08-2012 , 04:46 PM

#935

nham

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06-08-2012 , 04:46 PM

#936

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

mayo i know we don't say this often enough, but thank you for your service

LOL "service."

Today I fought the Taliban by going to a restaurant for the going away lunch of someone who didn't even show up. For this, I have been awarded multiple medals.

But thanks.

06-08-2012 , 04:48 PM

#937

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

Then your response to my post doesn't really make much sense.

I thought you were saying what you thought I was saying, so we were both saying the right things but thought we were not saying the same thing as the other who was saying the wrong thing.

You know what I'm saying?

06-08-2012 , 04:48 PM

#938

Gizmo

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I am really confused.

06-08-2012 , 04:49 PM

#939

nham

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

LOL "service."

Today I fought the Taliban by going to a restaurant for the going away lunch of someone who didn't even show up. For this, I have been awarded multiple medals.

But thanks.

no no i mean you are providing a valuable service to other people who actually do stuff.

06-08-2012 , 04:49 PM

#940

allinontheturn

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

ABFTW, can I interest you in some monkey mauling insurance? You can get up to $100,000 in coverage which will get you well on the way to a face transplant surgery.

06-08-2012 , 04:50 PM

#941

Mayo

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Also, back a million years ago when I was dating this girl H, she decided that she needed a name for her vagina, and she came up with "the cave of wonders" which I was in no position to dispute.

06-08-2012 , 04:50 PM

#942

Gizmo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

06-08-2012 , 04:50 PM

#943

The Brickie

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Ok everyone just reset and move onto a new topic.

06-08-2012 , 04:50 PM

#944

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

no no i mean you are providing a valuable service to other people who actually do stuff.

That's... debatable.

06-08-2012 , 04:51 PM

#945

May-o

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

no no i mean you are providing a valuable service to other people who actually do stuff.

06-08-2012 , 04:51 PM

#946

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

Ok everyone just reset and move onto a new topic.

Go Celtics.

06-08-2012 , 04:51 PM

#947

jmitchell42

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Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

I only ate a quarter of that thing. I still have about a third of it left.

Head asplode!!

06-08-2012 , 04:51 PM

#948

Gizmo

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I'm going to try and make something tofu and quinoa involved tonight. :X

06-08-2012 , 04:56 PM

#949

Gizmo

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Well that's one way to kill a thread!

06-08-2012 , 04:57 PM

#950

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

Then your response to my post doesn't really make much sense.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

I am really confused.

Mayo was talking about something subtly different but now he realizes what we were talking about and it's now clear in his head.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

Ok everyone just reset and move onto a new topic.

How much money did you light on fire betting on CZE?

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