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05-24-2012 , 09:49 AM
Why do you have a car and a VCR in Italy?

Glad to report you are just as easy to troll as you used to be.
05-24-2012 , 09:50 AM
Took the hourglass, left the sand. Now you got time on your hands.
05-24-2012 , 09:52 AM
i think it's time for me to stop dating air force guys
05-24-2012 , 09:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayo
Took the hourglass, left the sand. Now you got time on your hands.
Wouldn't this mean you have no time??
05-24-2012 , 10:00 AM
Crap autocorrects to veal on an Android phoan (sun)
05-24-2012 , 10:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000
i think it's time for me to stop dating air force guys
I'm sure you're sure I'll be back in just an hour or two. You'll tape a Hallmark to my door. They always said it better than you.
05-24-2012 , 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by thedinergetsby
Wouldn't this mean you have no time??
Left the litter, took the cat.
05-24-2012 , 10:14 AM
cheeseburger with bacon (or cheesebacon) is new discovery im McD's for me

also, my comment in local papers is the one with most likes (or +'s)
05-24-2012 , 10:19 AM
also, hi new thread number 130

that previous one was slowest OAT!!
05-24-2012 , 10:30 AM
the **** is a cheesebacon
05-24-2012 , 10:31 AM
It's a bacon cheeseburger, in the parlance of our times.
05-24-2012 , 10:33 AM
I don't think I'm quite sober enough to be at work. I brushed my teeth so no one smells my whiskey breath and I'm drinking coffee now. So, I should be a hyped up drunk here shortly.
05-24-2012 , 10:35 AM
hyped up drunks. I'm sure you'll be a hit at the office today
05-24-2012 , 10:38 AM
dating a bodybuilder sucks. FRUIT IS FORBIDDEN
05-24-2012 , 10:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000
i think it's time for me to stop dating air force guys
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayo
Left the litter, took the cat.
05-24-2012 , 10:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thedinergetsby
hyped up drunks. I'm sure you'll be a hit at the office today
Already showed pics of my garden and cat to two separate people. HALP
05-24-2012 , 10:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xbeatax
dating a bodybuilder sucks. FRUIT IS FORBIDDEN
Did you partake of the forbidden fruit?
05-24-2012 , 10:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xbeatax
dating a bodybuilder sucks. FRUIT IS FORBIDDEN
aren't they incredibly selfish?
05-24-2012 , 10:59 AM
shellfish are delicious
05-24-2012 , 11:01 AM
I EAT BREAKFAST MOTHER ****ER



05-24-2012 , 11:05 AM
i am getting new glasses today.... i am going with the plastic hipster retro look so ... some of you might want to take me off their freebie list
05-24-2012 , 11:06 AM
nice napkin holder
05-24-2012 , 11:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by leprous_hand
i am getting new glasses today.... i am going with the plastic hipster retro look so ... some of you might want to take me off their freebie list
Not sending you a Christmas card this year.
Quote:
Originally Posted by thedinergetsby
nice napkin holder
I'd hit it.
05-24-2012 , 11:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by leprous_hand
i am getting new glasses today.... i am going with the plastic hipster retro look so ... some of you might want to take me off their freebie list
ugh you'll be too sexy for my preference

      
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