tonado

in another life, i think i coulda been a storm chaser

I've never seen a big one, just smaller ones.

Can I have action on this?

i bet ur sister has a big ol bubble butt

confirm/deny

hot weather - so hot right now

twss

kids are watching Megamind in the other room:

Megamind: In case you've noticed, you've fallen right into my trap!
Metro Man: You can't trap justice! It's an idea, a BELIEF!
Megamind: Even the most heartfelt belief can get corroded over time!
Metro Man: Justice is a non-corrosive metal!
Megamind: But metals can be melted, by the heat of revanche!
Metro Man: It's REVENGE, and it's best served cold!
Megamind: But it can be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil!
Metro Man: Well, I think your warranty's about to expire!
Megamind: Maybe I got an extended warranty!
Metro Man: Warranties are invalid, if used beyond their intended purpose!
Roxanne Ritchi: Girls, girls, you're both pretty! Can I go home now?

somebody should chop a really big mustache on a tornado and name it tornaldo rivera

The part where is is telling his buddy about how he Found out his wife was leaving is hilarious. And the entire time they are doing the wave.

Don't **** with Mr Zero

Do not have.

I live in a dorm, remember.

The **** are they doing still up?

Then why are you cooking your own pasta?

bah - get one next time you are at the store

lol it's 8pm - they aren't senior citizens

I was in bed by 8 until I was like 10.

It's Caturday tho

oh on school nights, they are in bed by 8:30

but this

it's movie night

I'm going to watch "I Saw the Devil" on netflix

haha i bet you ate all your vegetables too. ***.

lol Brickie

#favchild/teacherspet i bet

Yes, I ate all my vegetables. It was that or get the **** beat out of me with a stick.

Different generation now tho.

the brickies dad just put him to bed early so he could get violently drunk

it's a hard knock life