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04-03-2012 , 12:15 AM

#701

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Everybody is so frisky tonight!

04-03-2012 , 12:15 AM

#702

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

I just want to sell some ****ing **** on craigslist ffs

04-03-2012 , 12:16 AM

#703

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

you dont have the hips for it aiott

04-03-2012 , 12:16 AM

#704

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

Everybody is so frisky tonight!

(call)

04-03-2012 , 12:17 AM

#705

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

How much do these "massages" cost Evan?

it was $57 for hour and a half, or $39 for one hour, that's the introductory and member rate

it costs $49 a month to be a member, otherwise the cost then goes up to quite a bit more, i forget how much and obv can't find it on their website aorn, but iirc it's worth being a member if you get 2+ a month, i don't quite understand it, maybe that's the rub

that the members get like the special benefits

there's like a few different places in town that all have almost that exact same deal but they are all different business names, so i just went to a different one than i did last time so i could get the intro rate again

04-03-2012 , 12:18 AM

#706

xbeatax

bee-ah-tuh

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,302

im goat at massages

04-03-2012 , 12:18 AM

#707

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

I just want to sell some ****ing **** on craigslist ffs

Pretty solid business plan. Don't forget to post that you're only selling your "company" that way police won't be able to arrest you for prostitution.

04-03-2012 , 12:20 AM

#708

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

the girl I talked about the other day accepted my friend request but didn't respond to my message

04-03-2012 , 12:20 AM

#709

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbeatax

im goat at massages

goooooosh you're cute!!

04-03-2012 , 12:22 AM

#710

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

A great deep tissue massage is a wonderful thing!

04-03-2012 , 12:23 AM

#711

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,313

mmmm massaging deeply into a tissue. can def be great

04-03-2012 , 12:25 AM

#712

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

I swear to god I better not see any homeless ppl

04-03-2012 , 12:25 AM

#713

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

larry johnston on colbert tonight

04-03-2012 , 12:25 AM

#714

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Quote:

Originally Posted by phil0pp

(call)

(makeup)

Hey phil0pp, once that correlating business of asian male sex slaves fingering ladies during massages takes off, are you gonna advertise?

It all seems to be the women giving the happy endings so far, but someone's got to kick it off!

04-03-2012 , 12:27 AM

#715

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

I've given more happy endings this year that you will LIFETIME MsB

04-03-2012 , 12:27 AM

#716

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

goooooosh you're cute!!

u win 1 internet

ahhhuuhhah

04-03-2012 , 12:28 AM

#717

cajun aimee

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 107

penis penus pinus

04-03-2012 , 12:31 AM

#718

bad_minton12345

newbie

Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 37

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbeatax

im goat at massages

proof

04-03-2012 , 12:32 AM

#719

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

i am not skilled at it but its in my heritage so id be more than willing to have you be my guinea pig so i can practice

04-03-2012 , 12:33 AM

#720

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I've given more happy endings this year that you will LIFETIME MsB

You fingerbanged them within an inch of their lives?

04-03-2012 , 12:34 AM

#721

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

u win 1 internet

ahhhuuhhah

yessssss

04-03-2012 , 12:44 AM

#722

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

id give msblue a deep tissue message (to the cervix)

04-03-2012 , 12:49 AM

#723

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

I'll need to see your license and registration sir.

04-03-2012 , 12:57 AM

#724

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

oh r u one of those stripper cops

04-03-2012 , 01:12 AM

#725

Low Key

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 33,327

Are you aware that asking a cop if they're a stripper cop is a felony?

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