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03-31-2012 , 01:42 PM
Alobar reports "2 miles down! walked first mile now doing mph walk/run pace."

If he's mixing in running, I predict that he will fail MUCH sooner.
03-31-2012 , 01:44 PM
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Merge
SB ($54.51)
BB ($4.90)
UTG ($103)
CO ($50)
Hero ($50)

Dealt to Hero Q Q

UTG calls $0.50, fold, Hero raises to $2.25, fold, fold, UTG calls $1.75

FLOP ($5.25) 2 8 9

UTG checks, Hero bets $4.07, UTG calls $4.07

TURN ($13.39) 2 8 9 3

UTG checks, Hero bets $10.50, UTG raises to $97.15 (AI), Hero calls $33.18 (AI)

RIVER ($100) 2 8 9 3 Q

Hero shows Q Q
(Pre 81%, Flop 14.3%, Turn 4.5%)

UTG shows 2 2
(Pre 19%, Flop 85.7%, Turn 95.5%)

Hero wins $98.75
03-31-2012 , 01:47 PM
"Walking 50 miles is relatively easy."

"No it's not."

"Well, compared to walking 100 miles it is."



This is why we say "F OOT" imo.
03-31-2012 , 01:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chipa
Nah. Getting drunk with online friends is not much fun. I would just do spelling mistakes, giggle and post nude pics of myself. Booooooring!
03-31-2012 , 01:49 PM
There's also gems like:
Quote:
This is going to be brutally difficult no matter what and Alobar is pretty much a winner for even attempting it.
03-31-2012 , 01:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fredd-bird
chipa you should hook up with fredd-bird, so dreamy and successful
03-31-2012 , 01:52 PM
    Poker Stars, $7.34 Buy-in (3,000/6,000 blinds, 600 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 2 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #12399472

    Hero (BB): 168,358 (28.1 bb)
    SB: 101,642 (16.9 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with K Q
    SB raises to 12,000, Hero raises to 167,758 and is all-in, SB calls 89,042 and is all-in

    Flop: (203,284) 3 K 5 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
    Turn: (203,284) 6 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
    River: (203,284) 9 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

    Spoiler:
    Results: 203,284 pot
    Final Board: 3 K 5 6 9
    Hero showed K Q and won 203,284 (101,642 net)
    SB showed Q Q and lost (-101,642 net)



    Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.
    03-31-2012 , 01:54 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by fredd-bird
    There's also gems like:
    I actually agree with this, though. Betting $1000+ on yourself to do something brutally hard that you've never attempted, and then going through with it is awesome on every level, and I hope against hope that the mother****er pulls it off. It's what the internet was invented for.
    03-31-2012 , 01:54 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by allinontheturn
    Omg
    03-31-2012 , 01:56 PM
    So there are ****** ******s in OOT? Who knew
    03-31-2012 , 01:56 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Mayo
    I actually agree with this, though. Betting $1000+ on yourself to do something brutally hard that you've never attempted, and then going through with it is awesome on every level, and I hope against hope that the mother****er pulls it off. It's what the internet was invented for.
    Really?

    Someone should alert the army!
    03-31-2012 , 01:59 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by BoSoxBK
    Oh look, Beth still riding the hate train because someone pissed in her Cheerios or something.
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Mayo
    I actually agree with this, though. Betting $1000+ on yourself to do something brutally hard that you've never attempted, and then going through with it is awesome on every level, and I hope against hope that the mother****er pulls it off. It's what the internet was invented for.
    Hmm, and here I was subscribing to the ATC theory that the internet is a place for guys to pretend to be girls.
    03-31-2012 , 02:08 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by fredd-bird
    Oh look, Beth still riding the hate train because someone pissed in her Cheerios or something.
    I didn't have Cheerios this morning.
    03-31-2012 , 02:14 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by BoSoxBK
    I didn't have Cheerios this morning.
    Spoiler:
    03-31-2012 , 02:19 PM
    I'm getting rid of Britta.
    I'm getting rid of the B. (She's a no good B)
    I'm getting rid of Britta.
    I'm getting rid of the B. (She's a GD B.)
    03-31-2012 , 02:24 PM
    gg abe
    03-31-2012 , 02:26 PM
    mixing in running seems like a horrible idea
    03-31-2012 , 02:28 PM
    Welcome back to the internet, ashes of eight. It's where you belong. ]
    03-31-2012 , 02:28 PM
    yea i know.. real life sucks. i got beat up last night.
    03-31-2012 , 02:32 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by BoSoxBK
    I didn't have Cheerios this morning.
    You didnt start riding the train today.
    03-31-2012 , 02:34 PM
    I'm gonna be rooting hard for UK too. Calipari will always have a special place in my heart for what he did (and still does) for UMass.

    Both him and Pitino come from UMass actually. Awesome article about it for Mayo and anyone else that cares:

    http://www.masslive.com/sports/index...ck_pitino.html
    03-31-2012 , 02:36 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by ashes of eight
    mixing in running seems like a horrible idea
    I already said that.
    03-31-2012 , 02:42 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by fredd-bird
    You didnt start riding the train today.
    nah, I was about 6 or 7 when I rode the train for the first time to a sox game
    03-31-2012 , 02:42 PM
    i cant decide what to wear
    03-31-2012 , 02:43 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by j2sooted
    i cant decide what to wear
    UK gear head to toe ldo.

          
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