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yea but they're making it out to be a top-down crusade by a group of wealthy people. it's just one ******* who sparked this it's not like the "1%" is sitting at a conference table somewhere

muhahahahhahaha

yes they have no boardrooms where they carve up the world ; P

02-27-2012 , 10:39 PM

#1052

prodonkey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

push harder

grip it and rip it

02-27-2012 , 10:41 PM

#1053

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by prodonkey

grip it and rip it

Hit em low and watch it go

02-27-2012 , 11:00 PM

#1054

prodonkey

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/thread

02-27-2012 , 11:03 PM

#1055

Beauseefuss

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Last edited by Beauseefuss; 02-27-2012 at 11:19 PM.

02-27-2012 , 11:06 PM

#1056

pelicanpoker

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Lol ^

gee what chick texts about her period?

"it was only a few days and very light"

Cool?

02-27-2012 , 11:10 PM

#1057

prodonkey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Lol ^

gee what chick texts about her period?

"it was only a few days and very light"

Cool?

who did that.. ur girl?

02-27-2012 , 11:10 PM

#1058

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Lol ^

gee what chick texts about her period?

"it was only a few days and very light"

Cool?

Was it AngryPanda?

02-27-2012 , 11:11 PM

#1059

BoSoxBK

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Lol ^

gee what chick texts about her period?

"it was only a few days and very light"

Cool?

pregnant

02-27-2012 , 11:13 PM

#1060

prodonkey

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I think angrypanda got locked in someones sleeper cabin with many rolls of duct tape, somewhere on I-75

02-27-2012 , 11:15 PM

#1061

pelicanpoker

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Yes my girl. If she is pregnant then gg im killing myself

02-27-2012 , 11:16 PM

#1062

BoSoxBK

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first trimester spotting ftw!

02-27-2012 , 11:16 PM

#1063

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by prodonkey

I think angrypanda got locked in someones sleeper cabin with many rolls of duct tape, somewhere on I-75

This might explain why phil0pp hasnt been posting

02-27-2012 , 11:17 PM

#1064

Bender ftw

old hand

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Good start tonight!

$0.02/$0.04 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($6.57)
UTG+1 ($2.63)
CO ($4)
BTN ($4)
HERO (SB) ($4.69)
BB ($4.29)

Pre-Flop: ($0.06, 6 players) HERO is SB A

UTG raises to $0.16, 1 fold, CO calls $0.16, BTN calls $0.16, HERO raises to $0.52, 1 fold, UTG raises to $1.45, CO folds, BTN goes all-in $3.84, HERO goes all-in $4.17, UTG calls $3.24

Flop: K

($13.76, 3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: K

($13.76, 3 players, 2 all-in)

River: K

($13.76, 3 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $13.76
UTG shows
Q

BTN shows
J

HERO shows
A

HERO wins $12.91 (net +$8.74)

UTG lost $4.69
CO lost $0.16
BTN lost $3.84

Last edited by Bender ftw; 02-27-2012 at 11:18 PM. Reason: McChickens for everyone!

02-27-2012 , 11:18 PM

#1065

pelicanpoker

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Imo girls eating bananas in the workplace constitutes as sexual harrassment

02-27-2012 , 11:19 PM

#1066

Bender ftw

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Imo girls eating bananas in the workplace constitutes as sexual harrassment

no it constitutes higher morale in the workplace

02-27-2012 , 11:20 PM

#1067

jmitchell42

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Beauseefuss

02-27-2012 , 11:29 PM

#1068

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bender ftw

no it constitutes higher morale in the workplace

I cant get any work done. She downed that banana like a pro ]

02-27-2012 , 11:31 PM

#1069

Beauseefuss

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Last edited by Beauseefuss; 02-27-2012 at 11:38 PM. Reason: prodonkey

02-27-2012 , 11:34 PM

#1070

Bender ftw

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I cant get any work done. She downed that banana like a pro ]

slid it all the way down her throat 4-5 times and then shoved into puss? you're right that is sexual harassment

02-27-2012 , 11:35 PM

#1071

prodonkey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Beauseefuss

looks good, what is it?

02-27-2012 , 11:35 PM

#1072

Bender ftw

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mmmmmmmm banana

02-27-2012 , 11:36 PM

#1073

prodonkey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Yes my girl. If she is pregnant then gg im killing myself

how did the subject of her period come up?

and if she's having her period, pretty unlikely she's preggers

02-27-2012 , 11:37 PM

#1074

nham

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Yes my girl. If she is pregnant then gg im killing myself

dibs

02-27-2012 , 11:43 PM

#1075

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by prodonkey

how did the subject of her period come up?

and if she's having her period, pretty unlikely she's preggers

She asked how I was. I said im having my period. She then told me about her period from last week.

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