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02-25-2012 , 01:44 PM
Bump. What a great party that was last night guys

Quote:
Originally Posted by wisski
bammo, bought a house, now i'm in more debt than i have liquid assets for the first time in my live but I have 12 acres of farmable land and 5 acres of woods, so i can deal with a little debt
nice that's nice
02-25-2012 , 01:48 PM
that does look like a pretty sick brag iyam
02-25-2012 , 01:50 PM
    Poker Stars, $3.19 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #11990892

    UTG+2: 13,285 (53.1 bb)
    MP1: 4,470 (17.9 bb)
    MP2: 4,545 (18.2 bb)
    MP3: 4,845 (19.4 bb)
    CO: 9,109 (36.4 bb)
    BTN: 4,650 (18.6 bb)
    Hero (SB): 5,166 (20.7 bb)
    BB: 3,930 (15.7 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with A 2
    UTG+2 raises to 500, 5 folds, Hero raises to 5,141 and is all-in, BB folds, UTG+2 calls 4,641

    Flop: (10,732) 8 3 Q (2 players, 1 is all-in)
    Turn: (10,732) 5 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
    River: (10,732) 2 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

    Spoiler:
    Results: 10,732 pot
    Final Board: 8 3 Q 5 2
    UTG+2 showed K J and lost (-5,166 net)
    Hero showed A 2 and won 10,732 (5,566 net)



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    02-25-2012 , 01:52 PM
    02-25-2012 , 01:52 PM
    Yes indeed it does sir. How goes you?
    02-25-2012 , 01:53 PM
    Which coach taught you to make that shove?
    02-25-2012 , 01:54 PM
    I am the pretty goot...how bouchu??
    02-25-2012 , 01:55 PM
    very tired. Had to spend the day visiting family, you know..
    02-25-2012 , 01:59 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by The Brickie
    Which coach taught you to make that shove?
    he had the blockers to all the good razz hands mang
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Da33le
    very tired. Had to spend the day visiting family, you know..
    that can be tiring I know. : /


    I got the collection of "Walking Dead" graphic novels of the first 48 issues. Have been tearing through them...it is the goot.
    02-25-2012 , 02:02 PM
    this kid was lunching so hard at the poker table last night... he was such a ****ing donk he had no idea what was going on .. he is UTG he raises to $3 , i raise to $10 w AKo .. folds around back to him and he calls.

    flop comes like 5 6 9 , he is just sitting there with this blank expression for a while so im like , its on you... he just doesnt understand , im like, its your turn to act , and he starts saying **** like.. "this doesnt make any sense".. im like ,what doesnt? i is your turn , what do you do ... he starts saying like, "where is your $10?" im like dude, I raise it to $10, you CALLED...the flop came...it is now your turn... what dont you understand here ?

    he sits back in his chair like ive just blown his mind. He is like, "this makes no sense. I raised, you owe $10 still, you never put in your 10" ...everyone at the table is like, wtf ...Aaron raised it to 10, here is his ten (showing him the 10), YOU called the 10... the flop has come... it is now your turn... what do you want to do ... he is like shaking his head , no no no no no ... , looking all pissed off like he was being cheated ...he is finally like, Whatever its just $10 (very angry), "fine i ****ing check" ..

    i bet 19 and he throws his cards away frmo the table and is like, Im cashing out ...

    at this point ppl are laughing at him and then he curses about how we all got the action wrong pre and sits back in and puts his headphones on, and is generally impossible to reason with or able to follow the game correctly for the rest of the night and has to be told its turn like every orbit
    02-25-2012 , 02:05 PM
    That sounds like a great guy to be nice to.
    02-25-2012 , 02:08 PM
    Troy is on tv tonight. It would be rude not to watch it.
    02-25-2012 , 02:09 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Da33le
    Troy is on tv tonight. It would be rude not to watch it.
    The movie with Bana and Pitt?
    02-25-2012 , 02:09 PM
    later in the night there was a card with a bent corner... there were 10 ppl playing, its an amateur 100nl game, no big deal.. and he sees it and flipppps , he is trying to make the hand a misdeal and saying he's not playing at a game like this anymore , and we're just like uhhh.. carry on
    02-25-2012 , 02:11 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by ashes of eight
    later in the night there was a card with a bent corner... there were 10 ppl playing, its an amateur 100nl game, no big deal.. and he sees it and flipppps , he is trying to make the hand a misdeal and saying he's not playing at a game like this anymore , and we're just like uhhh.. carry on
    KEM cards are the awesome
    02-25-2012 , 02:11 PM
    That's the one. Ajax f beast
    02-25-2012 , 02:11 PM
    you should start trying to explain pot odds/implied odds and triple range merging to him.
    02-25-2012 , 02:12 PM
    actually a bent card is kind of a big deal imo.
    02-25-2012 , 02:13 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by AlligatorBloodFTW
    you should start trying to explain pot odds/implied odds and triple range merging to him.
    LOL for real tho I had a chat years ago with someone who said it was always bad to use the word "range" at the table. I am starting to agree.
    02-25-2012 , 02:13 PM
    Even rare who roast beast
    02-25-2012 , 02:14 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by AlligatorBloodFTW
    actually a bent card is kind of a big deal imo.
    bend all the other cards. Problem solved.
    02-25-2012 , 02:14 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by AlligatorBloodFTW
    actually a bent card is kind of a big deal imo.
    its a 100nl friendly game nobody gives a **** .. theres 10 ppl playing, the corners get dinged up , it is not a big deal

    i guess its a big deal if ur a spaz that is freaking out at a 100nl friendly game though
    02-25-2012 , 02:15 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by ashes of eight
    this kid was lunching so hard at the poker table last night... he was such a ****ing donk he had no idea what was going on .. he is UTG he raises to $3 , i raise to $10 w AKo .. folds around back to him and he calls.

    flop comes like 5 6 9 , he is just sitting there with this blank expression for a while so im like , its on you... he just doesnt understand , im like, its your turn to act , and he starts saying **** like.. "this doesnt make any sense".. im like ,what doesnt? i is your turn , what do you do ... he starts saying like, "where is your $10?" im like dude, I raise it to $10, you CALLED...the flop came...it is now your turn... what dont you understand here ?

    he sits back in his chair like ive just blown his mind. He is like, "this makes no sense. I raised, you owe $10 still, you never put in your 10" ...everyone at the table is like, wtf ...Aaron raised it to 10, here is his ten (showing him the 10), YOU called the 10... the flop has come... it is now your turn... what do you want to do ... he is like shaking his head , no no no no no ... , looking all pissed off like he was being cheated ...he is finally like, Whatever its just $10 (very angry), "fine i ****ing check" ..

    i bet 19 and he throws his cards away frmo the table and is like, Im cashing out ...

    at this point ppl are laughing at him and then he curses about how we all got the action wrong pre and sits back in and puts his headphones on, and is generally impossible to reason with or able to follow the game correctly for the rest of the night and has to be told its turn like every orbit
    was he wearing sunglasses?
    02-25-2012 , 02:17 PM
    I think what you are hearing is we would care. : ) Even for NL100 or even NL20 or NL Matchsticks, I would care. Cards are cheap. : shrug :






    WHAT KIND OF QUESTION WAS THAT....OF COURSE THAT DOUCHE WAS WEARING SHADES!! LOL (Wouldn't he just have to tho?)

    Last edited by Kentucky Buddha; 02-25-2012 at 02:28 PM.
    02-25-2012 , 02:35 PM
    I am become Vishnu the destroyer of threads.

    Last edited by Kentucky Buddha; 02-25-2012 at 02:36 PM. Reason: au revoir

          
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