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02-23-2012 , 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
Have you been with the same hooker more than once? If so, would you go to her funeral if she died?
I don't think hooker means what you think it means
02-23-2012 , 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by ncboiler
Well then it should not make you sad when someone passes other than you won't see them for awhile. I'm not saying you should hoop and holler but if you truly believe in an afterlife and that this afterlife is abundantly better than this life then you should feel a little bit happy for them. Sad that you can't see them but happy knowing they are in a better place. You should not be distraught.
you're dumb
02-23-2012 , 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ashes of eight
this is like a robot trying to understand why humans feel sadness

does not compute , illogical
I have emotions. I laugh all the time. It's just that I don't dwell on the sad things too much. Most of the time if you put them in perspective what seems bad isn't really that bad.
02-23-2012 , 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by BoSoxBK
you're dumb
I know
02-23-2012 , 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by ncboiler
Well then it should not make you sad when someone passes other than you won't see them for awhile. I'm not saying you should hoop and holler but if you truly believe in an afterlife and that this afterlife is abundantly better than this life then you should feel a little bit happy for them. Sad that you can't see them but happy knowing they are in a better place. You should not be distraught.
This is why I don't get why people are so opposed to abortions (these people in the opposition are usually religious) cause those babies don't have to go to purgatory, they go directly to heaven.
02-23-2012 , 10:31 PM
Cried like a baby at my little brother's best friend's funeral a few years ago. That was ****ing terrible.

Last edited by Abe008; 02-23-2012 at 10:32 PM. Reason: died of leukaemia at 10 years old
02-23-2012 , 10:31 PM
you're

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02-23-2012 , 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Gizmo
This is why I don't get why people are so opposed to abortions (these people in the opposition are usually religious) cause those babies don't have to go to purgatory, they go directly to heaven.
Not sure if you are serious.
02-23-2012 , 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by BoSoxBK
you're dumb
There's a good chance he has asbergers syndrome imo

/armchair psychologist
02-23-2012 , 10:32 PM
Oh so the last funeral I was at, one of the pastors kept saying the word weary. But he was Asian, so it came out weawy and I got the inappropriate giggles something fierce.
02-23-2012 , 10:33 PM
god i really need orlando to pull this out.. be having such a good day if i didn't bet basketball
02-23-2012 , 10:34 PM
But I kind of agree with the thought process gizmo. I mean they preach that heaven is this great place then OMFG!!!! They are going to heaven!! NOOOOOOOOOO

Seems that they either don't really believe it, have doubts about it, or are just selfish.
02-23-2012 , 10:34 PM
I don't know how I feel about ever sitting through another church service ever again.
02-23-2012 , 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by ncboiler
Not sure if you are serious.
Oh and God is supposed to be all omniscient and ****, so he knows when he makes a woman get pregnant that she is going to abort that baby, so obviously these women are carrying out the lord's work because obviously God wants those souls back in heaven with him right away.
02-23-2012 , 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
There's a good chance he has asbergers syndrome imo

/armchair psychologist
I wish I did. Those guys are amazing.
02-23-2012 , 10:35 PM
gnight u guys, we're all still alive , just be happy for that b/c u dont have a lot of time to be sad : )
02-23-2012 , 10:35 PM
I think most of you don't have a firm grasp on reality
02-23-2012 , 10:36 PM
LASIK update: I switched the type of artificial tears I've been using and now my eyes don't feel like they're going to fall out of my face. The other ones had glycerin in them, and these are minus that one ingredient. I think my eyes just didn't like the glycerin.
02-23-2012 , 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Gizmo
Oh and God is supposed to be all omniscient and ****, so he knows when he makes a woman get pregnant that she is going to abort that baby, so obviously these women are carrying out the lord's work because obviously God wants those souls back in heaven with him right away.
Does this theory fly in the face of the ones that believe in free will?
02-23-2012 , 10:36 PM
Are any of us really alive?

02-23-2012 , 10:37 PM
But how can you have free will if God already knows what you're going to do!?!?!?!?!?!?
02-23-2012 , 10:37 PM
Artificial tears... WAT?!
02-23-2012 , 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Gizmo
LASIK update: I switched the type of artificial tears I've been using and now my eyes don't feel like they're going to fall out of my face. The other ones had glycerin in them, and these are minus that one ingredient. I think my eyes just didn't like the glycerin.
Which ones will you use at a funeral?
02-23-2012 , 10:37 PM
Glad you found a better option Giz. : )


Hai guise!
02-23-2012 , 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by ashes of eight
gnight u guys, we're all still alive , just be happy for that b/c u dont have a lot of time to be sad : )
agreed! night ashmont

      
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